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[farklebarkle]

Strange experience today: The order-taker at my favorite food truck was exactly my height. Which never, ever happens, because I'm 5'0". I   ordered a butternut squash sandwich while looking him straight in the eye. IT WAS SO WEIRD. Return me to your regularly scheduled tall people, please.

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[carneggy]

YOU ARE TINY STOMP STOMP STOMP