LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

[fariewishes]

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

From this website! urban dictionary

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[overtheedge916]

I may just have to steal this and email it around!! That is hilarious!!!!

[fariewishes]

Yeah! If you go to that website there are hundreds of little things like that!