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Feb 15, 2010 08:59

I would simply like to say that if this is permanent, I may have to hurt someone.

[Razer had really hoped that he'd wake up with his ears back this morning. No such luck, of course.]I generally don't dislike the Captain. He's amusing, intriguing, and I would rather like to know more about him ( Read more... )

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missmimmi February 15 2010, 16:50:09 UTC
Nothing on this ship is permanent, it seems.

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farfairersoul February 15 2010, 16:57:46 UTC
[Oh look, it's Razer's informationally-useless accentbuddy. Mornin' Mimmi.]

I don't suppose anything odd happened to you last night, or else you would be a bit more concerned with the duration of...this.

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missmimmi February 15 2010, 17:00:50 UTC
Well, not really, but... My sister did suddenly age several years. It is a bit concerning.

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farfairersoul February 15 2010, 17:06:11 UTC
If you want to talk about something being concerning, try being the wrong species. Or, I suppose, at least suddenly having your sister be the wrong species.

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I WAS SERIOUS lilyground February 15 2010, 17:57:48 UTC
RAZER!

[This. Is a tragedy.

She has nothing to wear.]

Razer I need clothes.

[Because every time this happens, Lily hopes it's permanent.]

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OH DEAR MAR B| farfairersoul February 16 2010, 03:44:23 UTC
[There's a pause as Razer recognizes the userID, then he heaves a sigh.]

Lily. I am going to make this very clear.

[Pause for dramatic emphasis.]

I am not your personal fashion consultant.

[He's also still pretty cranky.]

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8) lilyground February 16 2010, 03:55:57 UTC
But I don't have anything to wear except your jacket and it doesn't look good on me!

[Her voice is a wail. SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP, FASHION RANGER.]

Please please pleeeeease?

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 04:21:59 UTC
[Have another pause while Razer puts together the fact that there is currently (apparently) A NAKED WOMAN in his jacket.

He's going to be sick.]

...Fine. Meet me on deck 12.

[Damn, he's taking that thing back and having it STERILIZED after this.]

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shadesofeco February 15 2010, 23:18:17 UTC
[This is Jak being horrendously embarrassed at what he did. And pissed off that he's still human.]

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 02:18:57 UTC
[Siiiigh.]

Jak. The comm works much better when you speak into it.

How many times do I have to remind you about this?

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shadesofeco February 16 2010, 02:25:20 UTC
Ha ha.

[Oh look, he's even grumpier than usual.]

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 03:40:40 UTC
You sound upset. While I must say that even I have never known you to be half that affectionate, I must also mention that it wasn't unpleasant at all.

You should ease up more often, really. Contentment suits you.

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onlyajackass February 16 2010, 02:28:57 UTC
I'm good, actually. Thanks for askin'

[Doesn't he sound upbeat. Really, you creep him out, Razer.]

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 04:32:55 UTC
That is lovely to hear. I must admit, I was a little concerned.

...Mostly after the fact, of course, I was rather distracted during, but I was a little concerned.

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onlyajackass February 16 2010, 13:27:43 UTC
Aww nice to know you care.

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survivorking February 16 2010, 03:54:46 UTC
[Damas raises an eyebrow at the broadcast. He's curious-- Jak seems to have made more allies on the ship than he was aware of.]

So you know Jak as well, mm?

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 04:23:02 UTC
Oh yes, we're very well-acquainted.

[Innuendo? What innuendo?]

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survivorking February 16 2010, 04:29:28 UTC
[The other eyebrow is raised.]

Is that so.

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farfairersoul February 16 2010, 04:31:11 UTC
I wouldn't say so if it weren't, would I?

[Go on, Highness, ask him how they're acquainted.]

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