044 [audio]

[farfairersoul]

I'm not going to ask if anyone else is hearing things, given that it's rather clear you all are. Actually, it would behoove those of you asking about it quite a bit to take stock of the network before making a broadcast--obviously you aren't the only ones hearing voices.

Apparently someone needs help. Is this really a surprise?

Comments

[bitchingcamaro]

Perhaps we should attempt to locate the source?

[farfairersoul]

By all means, do. Assuming there actually is a source, and it isn't merely the good Captain making everyone hallucinate again.

[missmimmi]

I suppose not.

[farfairersoul]

Why do you think everyone is so confused, when this kind of thing is so commonplace?

[Hell, Razer himself spent a good portion of his Saturday evening facedown and unconscious in the library. People getting hurt is not special around here.]

[missmimmi]

Hearing voices is a bit unsettling, no matter the situation.

[farfairersoul]

This isn't even the first time it's happened. At least this time we all seem to be hearing the same thing.

[standardpackage]

Aww, Smokestack. Way ta' ruin all th' fun.

[Sarcastic Jinx is very sarcastic.]

But no, it isn't a surprise. At least after seein' all th' shit that goes down here.

[farfairersoul]

If this is "fun," then you clearly haven't been here long enough. This is nothing.

[standardpackage]

Oh, sorry.

I forgot to put the stick back up my ass so I could see things th' way you do.

[farfairersoul]

I'm somewhat unsettled by the fact that I have to tell you this, but my ass is none of your concern, crocadog.

[xmaliciouslyx]

I think the more pressing question is why should I bother to care? I have absolutely no sympathy for people stupid enough to get into a situation where they will simply end up whining for help.

[farfairersoul]

I was unaware that you had any sympathy at all, Princess.

[xmaliciouslyx]

You know me so well.

[farfairersoul]

You remind me quite a bit of someone I know very well, that's all. He isn't known for his sympathy either.