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[faramirtook]

I have to go back to the shire so I can like go to the big partay.

Nienor's in charge of Sporkdor while I'm gone! Radagast is second-in-command. Caranthir seems to have fucked off somewhere following some chick. Meh.

The Royal entourage will consist of me and T

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[turin_turambar]

TO THE SHIRE!!

Don't we have to bring presents?

[faramirtook]

Naaah. This is a hobbit birthday. Guests at hobbit birthdays get presents.

[turin_turambar]

Nifty.

[faramirtook]

Yes, very.

But also good cause for me to make sure my own birthday isn't listed or recorded anywhere. Heh.

[caranthir]

1 4/\/\ 50/\/\3\/\/|-|3r3 \/\/1t|-| |-|4l3t|-|. \/\/3 |-|4\/3 c00k125, 50 4|_|_ 15 \/\/3|_|_.

[faramirtook]

I have no idea what you just said.

[caranthir]

*sents leet-english dictionary*

[faramirtook]

I seeeee.

... 5p0rkd0r r00lz?

[bbolger_baggins]

Do join us tonight, Faramir!

[faramirtook]

On the way! With Cookies and Tequila for all!!

[bbolger_baggins]

Most excellent!

[ladyhaleth]

Don't some chick me.

| st/-\rt3d /-\ll th|s l33t 5t|_|ff /-\ND st0l3 y3r c00k|3s.

...Can I join your army now? Caranthir said I could be a general, 'cos I don't have my own kingdom. It got eaten by bad orcs in an effort to drive men and elves apart. It didn't work.

You're cute, by the way.

[faramirtook]

Ummmmmmm. L33t 15 |\|34t!

Welcome to the Sporkdor Army. Carry will take you to Radagast's workshop and have a nifty spork made for you.

Thanks. :) Help yourself to the cookies.

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[ladyhaleth]

Spork!

^_^ Spork.

Foon!

l33t!

...COOKIE!

[faramirtook]

We like foons too, but the Spork, aaaah the Spork! That prince of hybrid cutlery! *sigh*

And cookies are, of course, the official national food of Sporkdor.

[nienor_niniel]

Yay.

*does in-charge-ly things*

[faramirtook]

Excellent job! Remind me to give you a raise.