My pants are full of shit ( Read more... )

Once there was a hill. There were lots of houses by it. There was a boy. He said can I go to the hill? Yes you can. So he went in. He heard noises like gurgle, boo, eek, ooh, ahh, and all that stuff. And you know what? He died forever.

This poem shows how I feel about stuff, Etc ( Read more... )

I blew up fireworks today. It was really loud. But that's good. The louder the fireworks are, the more you love freedom. Etc ( Read more... )

I did a lot of things today ( Read more... )

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My birthday party went over very smoothly and everyone had so much fun. We played pictionary and charades, etc. Lots of people spilled their drinks. This both confused me and aroused me. So much infact, I had an erection the entire night! The memories will provide me an endless amount of erections. All of them massive ( Read more... )

DO IT ITS FUN!
1. What's the first word that comes to mind when you think of me, bitches?

2. Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word.

3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word). Use an image tag, i.e. < img src="url. ( Read more... )

Today was a very busy day for me. I cleaned my house a lot today to get it ready for my party on Saturday. It was a ton of hard work. Cleaning, etc. And I just finished making party favors and what not. I'll also need to clean more tomorrow and make preparations for pool party and also these weenie things. So much hard work. But it'll be ( Read more... )

I didn't too much today.

I watched this Trainspotting movie. It had this guy from starwars doing drugs. etc. Pretty nice movie.

And then I watched Family Guy. It was awesome! Best. Episode. Ever.