The Get to Know Your Flist drabble meme

[fannishliss]

I swiped a meme:

The FIRST FIVE PEOPLE who comment on this post will receive their very own personalized Supernatural drabble that somehow incorporates one or more of your listed "interests" from your profile page. I'll try my best to do more than the first five, but I definitely guarantee those drabbles.  You may also suggest one or two

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[fannishliss]

Hi, Kalliel, this is Your Drabble.

of your Interests I chose: the present tense, this american life, americana, nonlinear narratives, roadtripping, anthropomorphizing architecture, [bill nye:the] science guy
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One thing Dinosaurlands have in common, from Utah to Texas, is giant fiberglass critters named Rex. The Dinosaurland in Virginia is their favorite, so near the town Dean says is named after them. Sam insists it’s named after an English Cathedral. Which has a Dean, big brother always interjects. QED.

Castiel says Florida’s Dinosaurland is an affront to Him as the LORD. It sucked even before the IRS shut it down, Rex or no. Dean’s most massive conflagration ever is the least they can do for an old friend turned almighty despot. Besides. The world is better off without it.

[kalliel]

Omg, Dinosaurland! This is awesome; I love how much you fit into one hundred words. I think when I was little, maybe five or six, we drove down from NorCal, south through Nevada and into the desert, and we stopped for bathrooms at a Dinosaurland.

I have this vision of a gigantic Dinosaur in any case, sitting way out in the middle of Nevada. I'm not sure if it was a part of something, but I think when you have a dinosaur in the middle of Nevada it's a part of something whether the official paperwork says so or not. XD

Thank you for this~!

[fannishliss]

I'm a little worried that there might be more than one dinosaurland in Florida. I'm not condoning arson! (Of course Dean wouldn't burn it down if anyone was inside or anything.) I just imagined what kind of errands The Lord might send them on... and there is some sort of bizarre creationist Dinosaurland that got shut down for tax evasion because they said God was their employer. I couldn't make this stuff up

[kalliel]

Oh, Reality. You are ever surprising and unconventional!

And man, Ira Glass's voice makes everything better (Not that this drabble needs any enhancers!) <3!!