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A Storm of Sword in 30 Minutes: Part 3

May 31, 2007 22:42

Here's Part the Third. It's short, but hopefully funny. Enjoy, and please tell me what you think! GRRM is the mastermind who wrote the book, and cleolinda inspired it.

[Meanwhile, Sansa’s got issues on the Isle of Sheep and Dreariness]

Heathfinger: Home sweet home. God I hate this place…. Alayne.

Sansa: Le what?

Heathfinger: Alayne. Stone. Your ( Read more... )

(asoiaf) in 30 minutes

Comments 12

sparrow_wings June 1 2007, 04:08:03 UTC

Marillion totally deserved it.

summersdream June 2 2007, 00:17:58 UTC

He did. He really, really did.

sparrow_wings June 2 2007, 04:14:56 UTC

Sandor really is the best of her options, isn't he? The best by far.

Also! Audience: O.O OMGWTFZOMBIES? Funny because it's so true.

summersdream June 2 2007, 04:33:35 UTC

Well, we haven't met Willas Tyrell, but since I don't think that would be ideal in any case... yes. Sandor's really the best of the lot. And as much as I love him, the fact is he's a 30-ish alcoholic, depessed, fire-phobe with a family history of insanity and probably a little bit of Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder. Yet still the best option. Which is a really honest hint of how screwed up her world really is.

redcandle17 June 1 2007, 04:11:48 UTC

Heathfinger: Alayne. Stone. Your new identity as my bastard daughter. Alayne was my mother’s name.

Sansa: You. Need. Therapy.

I never thought about it like that before. Making Sansa call him daddy and making out with her is bad enough - but to call her his mother's name too? *shudders* Does Littlefinger want to be his own father or something on top of his Cat obssession?

Sandor: I was inappropriate with your sister.

LOL.

summersdream June 2 2007, 00:18:50 UTC

All this goes to show that LF is a very, very screwed-up guy. His therapist would make a fortune.

sparrow_wings June 2 2007, 04:06:13 UTC

Or meet with an unpleasant accident.

frendzimagnary December 18 2007, 03:50:57 UTC

Ha!

zoeiona November 17 2007, 00:00:11 UTC

Just out of interest, is there any chance you'll do a AFFC In 30 Minutes at some point? The other three were great!

frendzimagnary December 18 2007, 03:51:48 UTC

Agreed.

fiendishrogue April 18 2008, 07:36:19 UTC

Thirded! These are so enjoyable to read, they're great!

Many compliments to your humour and writing style :D

munchkin62 February 12 2008, 21:25:40 UTC

Will there be a fourth installment? Please?