A Feast For Crows in 30 Minutes: Part II

[summersdream]

A Feast for Crows is the property of GRR Martin, and this is a parody for fun and amusement. I'd also like to thank cleolinda for her awesome Movies in 15 Minutes which originally inspired this exercise. Oh, and another thank you to all you lovely people who comment and laugh along with these things.

[Castle Derry, where the Madness of Ser

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[misstopia]

Audience: We’re going to be over here. Being sick.

And how. Great installment.

[summersdream]

Septon Meribald was decapitated by LJ's hostile posting-length limitations:

Brienne: Why are we here? What's the point?

Septon Meribald: Hi! I'm the first Zen master and possibly the only sane and helpful wandering priest ever. I'm here to awesome up the place and actually I'm awesome enough that I should really be put in Dorne with all the other awesome except I'm so awesome that I've decided to help spread the awesome. With the help of my nameless Dog. Because secretly I'm a huge fan of Breakfast at Tiffanys.

Septon Meribald's Awesome Dog: Woof.

Pod/Brienne/Hyle: awesome!

[jesatria]

Doran: I love you but you give me a migraine. Do you have any idea what the Lannisters will do when they find out our ward got mauled by your friend Darkstar, young lady? You’re lucky we’re Dornish - do you know what Randyll Tarly would’ve done to one of his kids? And you think being grounded is inhumane. Just wait ‘til I tell your mother. I’m very disappointed in you.

Audience’s Modern Sensibilities: *weep* At last! Parenting skills!

Arianne: WHATEVS.

Audience’s Modern Sensibilities: DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT??! Slap her! … O.O Oh no. Nuuuuu!! It’s corrupted us! *sob*

WIN. Arianne really doesn't know how good she has it. She really doesn't.

Fabulous job! These are so incredibly hilarious.

[scytheandroses]

Iiii liked the Blue Bard's entrance with the 'La.' Liked it a lot. XD

Huzzah for Doran as well, by the bye. Think ye've given him his appropriate awesomeness, so thumbs up, theah.

Also? dead!Oberyn v. dead!Viserys = win

[umihebizanomiko]

Motherfuckin' snakes in a motherfuckin' tower! XD

Cersei: So? I have my own freakouts thanks. Qyburn! How do I stop the future?

And that killed me.