Mar 21, 2009 16:59
... get this out of the way before it happens again...
Attention: Yes, I am a demihuman. Yes, I have a horn on my forehead.
No, I do not appreciate people staring at it!
For the love of the goddess, I am not some kind of unicorn on display at the zoo! I am man, just like you, and I demand that I be respected as one!
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Well, I wasn't staring at it...not for long.
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But this happens to me all the time, and I am getting quite sick of it.
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Although, you must realize it is in the center of your forehead, which gives off the impression that you are...a mythical being of some kind.
For what it is worth, you have my apology.
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Apology accepted.
I assure you, though, I am no mythical being. I am merely a
humble servant of Althena and her Dragons.
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I suppose people will take any excuse to gape.
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Thank you, I think.
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[Leo starts to laugh.]
Your optimism is refreshing, little girl.
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I do hope it is in the center of your head because an off-center horn wouldn't...well, it just wouldn't look right.
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...I hope you won't mind me staring a little major, but I have a soft spot for symmetry and perfectly centered things.
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But yes, it is in the absolute center. It makes a rather convenient reference for parting my hair, at least.
[ooc: Couldn't resist.]
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