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[fangirlizm]

This--This isn't how it's supposed to work! You're--You're supposed to be nice to me! This isn't part of the script! You're supposed to be nice--! N-No, please... please don't say such things... That isn't part... part of the script... I... No... Please...... W-Wait! No! No, don't become that--w-wait! Anything but that! Ah-Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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[addedtoyourdebt]

Ah, Renge? I'm sure it's just a hallucination, it should be all right...

((The irony is that Kyouya is about the closest right now to adorable kitty-loving Kyouya he'll ever be XD))

[fangirlizm]

"Ah, Renge? I have something to tell you. I actually have twenty-four girlfriends and am currently cheating on you. I am also a rather heartless fellow who will laugh at your pain. I'm sure that as long as I am happy, it'll be all right.

For me, anyway."

Ky-Kyouya--! Wh-what are you--

((Like two ships passing in the night--!))

[addedtoyourdebt]

I just want to ensure that you're all right, Renge. Your well-being is naturally of the utmost importance to me.

[fangirlizm]

"I just want to ensure you're all right, Renge. After all, it wouldn't be right to have you do something that might smear my reputation. I need to take care of the ladies foremost, of course. My reputation is naturally of the utmost importance to me."

I... I see...

[rollofl]

You're...scared of blond hair, fake glitter, and rose backgrounds?

[fangirlizm]

[Tamaki appears from seemingly nowhere, the Ouran theme song playing in the background as the glitter is gaudily used, and the rose patterns appear at the edge of the screen.

"Don't worry, young lady," he says in his fake lizard voice. "Don't be scared of blond hair, fake glitter, and rose backgrounds~~~~~~~~ ♥ ♥ ♥"]

AHHHHHHHHH! Don't come near me! Don't touch me! Wh-Why aren't you shippable?!

[nagatodotexe]

[fangirlizm]

[nagatodotexe]

Renge.