Idea To Stop Many Deaths

[fanged_aleera]

Crazy snake boy
Man of serpents
Commander of cobras
Doctor of hisses
Frustrated youth

CRAZY SNAKE BOY!

You like contraptions and devices - I have idea for you to create with my good friend, Toshiko! It will do much to enforce punishments of horror upon those who cause a great many murders

Comments

[stopthat_destro]

[..............]

Yes.

[fanged_aleera]

EXCELLENT!

This shall be glorious new chapter in the way of saving lives!

[stopthat_destro]

[In a voice where it's clear to others that he's just humoring her:] I'm sure it will be.

[Private]
Actually, with a few improvements to the design, [Like replace everything with nanomites.] I could work something up for you.

If you'd be willing to help me gather the materials.

Video - private:

[fanged_aleera]

Toshiko can request all from Admiral! This is my thinking for you to work together!

And then Admiral shall enjoy our new machine and grant us special wishes!

I demand fanart of this! :D

[likeprofesional]

... What the fuck?

I actually did a drawing! But my printer decided it didn't want to scan. :c

[fanged_aleera]

No, no fuckings - only HARSH MEASURES OF DISCIPLINE!

You like?

FFFF- I still want to see! :c Curse you printer!

[likeprofesional]

Why would I like something like that?

I lamented it so!

[fanged_aleera]

So that it may make you safe!

[yeahscience]

[He has no words. She is just getting all the Jesse face of confused horror. All of it.]

AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU CAME ABOARD?

[fanged_aleera]

...So glad. :|

[yeahscience]

Is that... blood?

[fanged_aleera]

Hopefully.

[text]

[notrueking]

[this is quite possibly the most entertaining thing he's encountered upon arriving here, and that's saying quite a bit.]

It's an interesting design, certainly... but how does it work?

[fanged_aleera]

By giving the GREAT PAINS OF HORROR and DIRTY PEASANT HUMILIATION!

Is this not clear?

[notrueking]

Oh no, I completely understood that. I was talking logistics.

[fanged_aleera]

It is quite logical, yes!

Prisoner goes in. Prisoner come out. Simple!

[emptyyourself]

It pains me to say that this is the best solution I've seen presented in three years.

[fanged_aleera]

My thanks, Sir!