Donut arrived to work on time and actually helped out in getting the place ready to open for once. As he sat at the bar re-filling the pretzels he debated on whether or not to tell Tino his plan to buy the zombies lei's and grass skirts to wear while the island was in a tropical place. He decided not to, just in case Tino tried to sabotage his ( Read more... )

All the berets that Donut had bought went mysteriously missing. Donut suspected Tino. There was only one way to confirm his suspicions.

"Hey, Tino. Did you throw away all those berets I bought?" Donut asked.

"Yes."

Donut crossed his arms over his chest and stomped his foot on the floor. "Why are you so mean?!"

[I'm distracted by RL things so ( Read more... )

Donut was using a ridiculous French accent when he came into work today. He also bought berets for everybody to wear. The zombies enjoyed them. Tino didn't.

Donut came to work on time and decided to spend his evening making a pyramid out of shot glasses. He had Tino standing nearby so he could catch any glasses that fell.

Donut was wearing a skirt over his armor today. It's probably best not to ask any questions and just ignore it. That's what Tino was doing.

Donut came into work on time. Really. You just didn't see him cause he was sneaky like that.

Where was Donut? Was he in the bathroom? Was he in the storage closet? Was he trapped in the dumpster out back? Who knew?

Okay, he was trapped in the dumpster. And Tino knew.

[I'm not feeling so hot so it's a Tino night]

Donut brought a pack of cards in with him today so he and Tino were sitting at the bar playing Indian poker. How Donut got those cards to stick to his helmet without licking them first will forever be a mystery.

"Aw, man!" Donut whined when he came into the bar covered in dessert. "I think some of it got into my underwear!"

Tino really, really didn't want to know how that happened.

[I'm around!]

Donut was not on time today at all. Nope. No sir. Late, late, late. Tino punished him for his lateness by throwing olives at him.

[Yeah. I forgot. It's spring break, I'm not supposed to know what day it is]