Biff's player had forgotten to hit post on this for five hours day was made brighter by opening Wellspring Arms and getting ready to serve the trigger-happy denizens of this fair town.

...or by surfing the web and placing bets on just how weird Lady Gaga's outfit would be at the VMAs tonight.

Details.

[OOC: The OCD hides in shame at my lack of ( Read more... )

In honor of the newly arrived people on the island, Biff had gotten creative and put up a sign in the window of the Wellspring Arms:

WELCOME TO THE WELLSPRING ARMS
10 PERCENT OFF ALL WEAPONS*

*you can't actually buy the weapons*

*AHAHAHAHAHA.

Then he settled behind the counter with a bacon sandwich. The Wellspring Arms was open!

Biff had brought his laptop with him today since he'd discovered a new and useless Facebook game to keep himself busy.

And yes, he did snicker every time it encouraged him to "share wood" with his friends.

The Wellspring Arms was open! And super mature.

Biff was in the back room meditating and not sleeping.

Josh would be so proud of him.

He was trying to attain Oneness with the All That but he'll hear you if you come into the store.

The Wellspring Arms was open!

[OOC: The OCD is stowing away on my trip to Annapolis in a few minutes, though, so SP=love.]

Seriously, Barney didn't understand how it was him, Tino, and the zombies.

Again.

He was going to have to start showing up later, when the cool people were at the bar.

...

Who was he kidding! He was the cool people in this town.

Biff had certainly not forgotten he had a job to show up to. For three weeks.

He had a really good excuse for not showing up, he swore he did.

...just give him a few minutes to come up with it.

The Wellspring Arms was open! As always! Yes.

There was a sign up on the door of Wellspring Arms today:

IT'S FATHER'S DAY!
CELEBRATE BY
NOT BUYING ANYTHING IN THIS STORE FOR HIM.
FREAKS.

Biff was quite proud of it.

Wellspring Arms was open.

Robin, dressed in a very stylish t-shirt, was sitting in a random patch of flowers she'd found, weaving together a little crown.

Besides her was a large box, which read alcohol is bad. recycle yours here and join a life of abstinence!!!!Robin was proud of how smart this idea of hers was, in fact. She was pretty sure she was doing the island a big ( Read more... )

Today Biff had brought his laptop to work with him. He'd discovered webpages full of humorless religious fundamentalists and was happily starting flame wars with all of them by telling them that John had been gay ( Read more... )

Biff had brought a book with him today on his shift--specifically, the New Testament. Which he was editing. In red pen.

While grumbling about what assholes the Apostles were.

Wellspring Arms was open, and decidedly un-Zen today.

[OOC: The OCD has fled Biff's temper tantrum.]