Jun 08, 2006 15:32
Barbossa, after padlocking his secret stash of rum and putting a Very Important Sign on it (This Be Not Rum), sat down in his chair and flipped on the microphone.
"This be Wine, Wenches 'n Song. I be Barbossa, here t' offer ye advice 'n play yer requests assumin' they be not Celine Dion. Bother me."
He flipped on "What Do You Do (With a Drunken Sailor)"--his version of a mighty romantic song--and waited for calls to come in
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