Pirate Radio: Wine, Wenches 'n Song [Noon-2pm]
If your radio was tuned to Pirate Radio, you'd hear a very familiar voice crackling through it at noon.
"This be Barbossa," he began, kicking his feet up onto his new desk and speaking into the microphone. "And I be comin' t' ye from the newest 'n most improved Crow's Nest wit' me newest program: Wine, Wenches, 'n Song, devoted t' helpin' the lovelorn 'n the hopeless-type romantics t' get some manner o' clue. I also be playin' yer requests 'n dedications, provided they be not somethin' I don't like."
Barbossa spun around in his chair. "The pirate be in, the phone lines be open. Bother me."
He pushed a button and Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" began playing. Barbossa was quite the romantic.
"This be Barbossa," he began, kicking his feet up onto his new desk and speaking into the microphone. "And I be comin' t' ye from the newest 'n most improved Crow's Nest wit' me newest program: Wine, Wenches, 'n Song, devoted t' helpin' the lovelorn 'n the hopeless-type romantics t' get some manner o' clue. I also be playin' yer requests 'n dedications, provided they be not somethin' I don't like."
Barbossa spun around in his chair. "The pirate be in, the phone lines be open. Bother me."
He pushed a button and Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" began playing. Barbossa was quite the romantic.