Dite's Decadent Delights, Saturday

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Kathy'd had a great idea talking to Dante the other week and had decided to come in over the weekend to start pricing out sex supply basics like lube, condoms, and dental dams, as well as trying to figure out what other potential items she could throw in for her 'Sex Care Crates

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The door to the backroom burst open sometime in the late afternoon, sending Eliot spilling out. He was damp and disheveled, with almost a week's worth of unkempt beard growth. His clothes were grubby and torn in places, and he was missing his left shoe.

"For the love of god," he yelled behind him. "Next time find someone else!"

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Kathy, startled almost out of her wits, whirled around to face the intruder, weapon raised. Sure, the intruder was Eliot and the weapon was a big, green dildo fashioned to supposedly look like a dragon, but there was no controlling instincts.

Which was also why she'd unconsciously clacked her teeth at him, but she hadn't even realized that.

"Eliot?"

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Eliot swiped his hair out of his face, revealing a line of claw marks across the back of his hand and a bright pink Greetings Kitten bandaid on his forehead. Also, About fifteen poorly made friendship bracelets on his wrist.

"Kathy," he greeted. ". . . The hell're you holding?"

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Kathy tore her gaze away from cataloguing Eliot's various...oddities?...to glance down at her hand. "Uhhh...a bludgeoning weapon?" she offered. The fact that it was labeled The Dragon Dong didn't stop it from having plenty of heft. It did mean, however, there was a decent grip for her hand at the base. In another lifetime (literally), this would have made Kathy start giving some serious thought using sex toys as weapons, considering how much they'd been designed with comfort in mind.

"How'd you end up in my store?" she asked, setting the Dong aside. "What happened to you?"