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Caritas - Wednesday Evening

Jul 13, 2016 15:17

It was Archer's first day on the job and unfortunately with him he was dealing with a pony version of Tino and was utterly clueless about the zombie band.

"Those are the worst looking strippers I've ever seen."

And while Archer was still human and the island has been in freaking space, he still wasn't caught up on the complete weirdness of the ( Read more... )

caritas, sterling archer, jaina solo

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solo_sword July 14 2016, 00:02:07 UTC

"DRINKS," Jaina said, clomping up to the bar.

sarcasm_duh July 14 2016, 14:43:57 UTC

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"Did you just talk? HOLY CRAP ARE YOU MR. ED?! I KNEW HE WAS REAL!"

Archer is due for a disappointment here.

solo_sword July 14 2016, 14:57:38 UTC

"You must be new," Jaina said dryly, awkwardly sitting on a stool and putting her frontline a up on the bar.

sarcasm_duh July 14 2016, 15:36:36 UTC

"New? I'm like 36. And you're a FREAKING TALKING HOUSE!" Archer shouted as he threw his arms up in the air. "That's fucking awesome!"

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