Needful Things, Grand Opening, Wednesday

Mar 04, 2015 16:34

There was something ever so exciting about a Grand Opening. Leland Gaunt was rubbing his hands together in anticipation. He had fully unpacked. His items were carefully set out on displays -- still no price tags. Price tags only hampered one's ability to haggle, and he loved haggling.

The sign in the window now read

GRAND OPENING

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 4 2015, 21:49:03 UTC
Eliot had heard about the shop on the radio yesterday, and being the sort who liked to know what was going on around him, he'd made a mental note to stop by and see what it was all about.

"Antique shop, huh?" he said aloud as he walked in. Honestly, he was a little surprised Fandom didn't have one already. "'Bout time, I suppose."

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 4 2015, 21:53:23 UTC
Leland Gaunt was thrilled to see the man walking into his store.

"Hello there!" he said brightly. "I agree with you, high time indeed. Welcome to my establishment! You are my very first customer, and you are very welcome indeed."

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 4 2015, 21:56:54 UTC
Eliot raised an eyebrow. That was . . . enthusiastic. "Yeah, things can run kinda slow on the island," he said, deciding to ease into the 'until you get attacked by something' part. "You get used to it." He offered his hand. "I'm Eliot. I run the diner in town."

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 4 2015, 22:04:17 UTC
At the hand, Leland appeared to hesitate, then chose to instead bow.

"Forgive me," he said. "I don't shake hands if I can help it. Nothing personal, I assure you."

He was listening attentively to the rest. "The diner?" he asked. "I saw one named Luke's, on my way through town. Would that be yours?"

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 4 2015, 22:07:45 UTC
Eliot nodded, filing that little bit of information away. There was definitely something off about Leland -- but that could describe most people Eliot knew best. And just about everyone else on the island, to boot. "That's the one. I sort of . . . inherited it when I got here last year. No idea who Luke was, or if he ever really existed." He started pacing slowly through the store again, looking around. "Interestin' assortment you've got in here."

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 4 2015, 22:12:47 UTC
"Perhaps the original owner liked the name Luke," Leland suggested. "It's hard to name a business after one's self if one has an unpronounceable name."

Whereas Luke was hard to mispronounce.

"I do pride myself on my collection," Leland said, eyeing the shelves thoughtfully. "Tell me, is it true that this island is ... somewhat unusual? A place where perhaps, a peddler need not lie about his more interesting items?"

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 4 2015, 22:55:41 UTC
Eliot snorted. "If you mean you're selling magic stuff, then yeah, it's true. Took me a little while to get my head around it, myself, but Fandom'll prove it to you quick enough." He held his hand out towards a shelf of books, but didn't touch anything. If Leland was selling magic stuff, he didn't want to accidentally get zapped or something.

Besides, groping antiques was just impolite.

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 5 2015, 02:45:26 UTC
"The books don't bite," Leland said, sounding amused. "I'd hardly set them out on shelves like that if they did. All carnivorous books are safely locked up in the back."

It was anybody's guess if he meant that.

"That was, indeed, what I was referring to," he said. "Magical items. The unusual and rare. I make a hobby of collecting them, but some locations, I have to be circumspect about what it is that I sell. Imagine trying to sell a mermaid's comb to a young lady who doesn't believe in mermaids."

The books were properly dusty, the way old and rare books ought to be. Some of the titles were in runes, or symbols; others had odd-sounding titles. There was a copy of Shakespeare's First Folio, and one of John James Audobon's Birds of America, alongside scribbled notebooks and diaries from famous dignitaries from many worlds.

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 5 2015, 02:56:40 UTC
Eliot's fingers lingered over the Shakespeare -- Sophie would flip -- but he still didn't touch. "Old leather also ain't a big fan of oils," he noted. "Materials they used in those days weren't always the most stable." He should know, he'd once watched Hardison very meticulously fake them. "You carry a lot of mermaid combs, then?"

The folio would be an amazing gift for Sophie, but if he was getting her something, he should find something for Nate, too. He made a mental note and kept going, nearly walking right past the jewelry case. Nate wasn't much for that, outside of a con, and anyway, the stuff in the case was too rustic, all wood beads and shells and bone and --

Eliot stopped, then backed up a step, eyes not quite so much drawn as snapping to a particular piece.

"Maybe some. . . ." What had he been talking about? "Dragon scales or somethin'?"

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 5 2015, 03:03:03 UTC
Oh, he lived for this. There was no taste so sweet as that first thrill, when the prey spotted the trap.

"Not so many mermaid combs," Leland said, his tone still light even as his eyes narrowed. "Dragon scales, those are useful, but hard to come by."

He had sauntered over, lazily, towards the jewelry counter, as casual as he could seem.

"Some lovely pieces here," he said. "If one goes in for that sort of thing. Claws, teeth, and scales. It's all very feral. Some of them have the oddest inscriptions."

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 5 2015, 03:13:28 UTC
"Oh yeah?" Eliot wasn't entirely listening any more. He leaned forward to get a closer look. "You know, I could swear, I used to have -- I had one just like that." He tapped his finger on the glass over it, eager as a kid in a candy store. "That's a, uh. Wolf claw, right? Gray -- nah, eastern wolf."

It was a distinctive claw.

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 5 2015, 03:21:25 UTC
Leland narrowed his eyes at the case, then shook his head. "I can't tell some of these apart," he said, stepping around behind the counter so that he could open it up. "Forgive me. Lupus has never been a specialty of mine."

He counted over with his fingers to the one Eliot was looking at, and squinted at a sheet of paper taped to the inside of the case.

"If you mean this one," he said, lifting it from its hook as he spoke, "then yes, eastern wolf. Not mystical, but distinctive. The trader I obtained it from claimed it was a very popular style."

He brought the necklace around in front of the case, so Eliot could get a better look.

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 5 2015, 03:27:04 UTC
Oh, Eliot was definitely looking. He hadn't quite managed to look away from the necklace since he'd spotted it. "Wouldn't like somethin' mystical, anyway," he said. "Don't have much use for ju-ju." He reached towards the claw. "Can I, uh --" He managed to shoot a glance up at Leland, eyebrow raised.

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 5 2015, 03:31:09 UTC
"By all means," Leland said, holding it out so that Eliot could take it from him without their fingers bumping. "I insist that you try it. I trust that you won't attempt to run away the moment you've taken it. I'm not so spry as I once was."

As if that would somehow be a problem, if Eliot were to steal this now.

He had his eyebrows raised, an expression of mild interest on his face. "Is it so like the one you lost?" he asked. "A happy find indeed."

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Re: Shop with Leland vdistinctive March 5 2015, 03:35:55 UTC
"Dead ringer," Eliot said, running his thumb over the curve of the claw. Hell, he felt like a kid again just looking at the thing. "Must've been a popular style." He turned it over in his hand, then sucked in a breath when he saw the inscription.

the one you feed

"How much?"

The words were out of his mouth before he had a chance to think about it. Rookie move, that. Letting the sales guy know how much he wanted it. No way to start a negotiation.

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Re: Shop with Leland needfully_yours March 5 2015, 03:46:09 UTC
Leland, for his part, was clicking his tongue in what appeared to be dissatisfaction.

"That's a poor start indeed," he said. "You know, I feel that haggling is like a dance. It's like seducing a beautiful woman. One doesn't approach her and ask for a room key."

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