Outside MST3000 [Wednesday afternoon]

[sith_happened]

"Let's do something normal!" Anakin said in a voice that sounded nothing like Obi-Wan's, making a face as his lightsaber sliced through a kriffing flying eel. "Let's go see a movie! Nothing weird will be zooming around the island with their own kriffing anti-grav units trying to eat us or mate with us or whatever the frell these things want

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[sith_happened]

"I'm moving if the sushi place does a barbecued eel special tomorrow," Anakin decided.

[furnaceface]

//That just makes me wonder if you're saying you're planning on moving closer to the sushi place,// Jono noted. //Don't you already not live on the island?//

He... wouldn't mind a barbecued eel day, himself. Mostly because the more eel people ate, the less they'd be stepping in tomorrow.

[sith_happened]

"No, but I remember the shark specials from the last time," Anakin said with a grin.

[furnaceface]

//And were they any good? I missed those, I'm afraid.//

Jono ducked an eel, and then punched it directly in its stupid eel face as he came around again to lunge at him.

//I like to think of it as an economical means of keeping the island from reeking of rotting fish,// he added, helpfully.

[sith_happened]

"It wasn't terrible," Anakin allowed, "but kind of weird. I suppose if you're not stockpiling it for the next time we all go nuts and declare sushi illegal, we're in the clear."

[furnaceface]

//... I wouldn't be opposed to getting a leg up on the competition, though,// Jono noted. //Maybe I'd be able to buy off anybody looking to kill me, next time around.//

He was really, really tired of getting murdered on those weekends, okay?

[sith_happened]

"At least get a freezer?" Anakin suggested.

[furnaceface]

//I think there's one at the Boards I can use,// Jonothon mused, kicking an eel upside the head. //It's almost certainly empty. I haven't been living there for the past year, after all.//

Or eating food. That too.

[sith_happened]

"Make sure you leave yourself a note, or you'll come back in two years to eel bits and wonder what the frell was wrong with you," Anakin said.

[furnaceface]

//Skywalker, mate, I already wonder what the sodding hell is wrong with me on a regular basis. That'd just be one more thing to add to my list of inexplicable neuroses.//

Of the 'it probably made more sense at the time' persuasion.