Outside MST3000 [Wednesday afternoon]

[sith_happened]

"Let's do something normal!" Anakin said in a voice that sounded nothing like Obi-Wan's, making a face as his lightsaber sliced through a kriffing flying eel. "Let's go see a movie! Nothing weird will be zooming around the island with their own kriffing anti-grav units trying to eat us or mate with us or whatever the frell these things want

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[sith_happened]

"On your right," Anakin called out, not wanting to get in the way of a therapeutic animal killing.

[wrongkindofsith]

Without missing a beat, Cara spun to the right, slamming her agiels into the eel's anti-grav unit, which started issuing forth sparks and an alarming amount of smoke. "Thanks."

[sith_happened]

"I'd say any time, but I don't want this to turn into a regular thing," Anakin replied. "Nice weapons."

[wrongkindofsith]

It had been, what, five years since they'd killed that disgusting thing with the face tentacles, they could probably go another five before next time.

"Not as flashy as some."

[sith_happened]

Yeah, that thing had been super gross.

"Well, not everyone can have a lightsaber." Just...apparently half the island going by the gang currently gathered here.

[wrongkindofsith]

Cara simply raised an eyebrow, because she had in fact noticed how many lightsabers were in attendance today.

[sith_happened]

"I didn't put out a signal or anything to get Atton to come over," Anakin said. "Obi-Wan was with me."

[wrongkindofsith]

"So you were on a date?" That was usually why two people went to these things together, right.

[sith_happened]

Anakin made a face as he killed another eel without even turning around. It turns out you can Force choke them! "I'm married. Not to Obi-Wan."

[wrongkindofsith]

"And?" That wasn't a no, Anakin. "Plenty of people have unusual arrangements."

[sith_happened]

"I don't. Obi-Wan's helping me to teach ethics this semester," Anakin said. "We were looking for something to talk about. Figured a movie might help."

[wrongkindofsith]

"Uh huh." Cara did not look convinced. Possibly because she'd had Surreal as her TA over the summer.

[sith_happened]

"Behind you," Anakin called, hoping for a distraction.

Fortunately, there were eels.

[wrongkindofsith]

Anakin wasn't the only one who could kill eels without looking. Cara held up an agiel for the eel in question to run into.

"At least you're still spending time together." Because some people didn't get to spend an afternoon killing flying sea life with their boyfriends, or rather girlfriends.

[sith_happened]

"Killing weird stuff from the sky," Anakin said. "Just like old times."