Outside MST3000 [Wednesday afternoon]

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"Let's do something normal!" Anakin said in a voice that sounded nothing like Obi-Wan's, making a face as his lightsaber sliced through a kriffing flying eel. "Let's go see a movie! Nothing weird will be zooming around the island with their own kriffing anti-grav units trying to eat us or mate with us or whatever the frell these things want

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[suitablyheroic]

There were eels. Flying eels. And Atton had just wanted to see the stupid dragon movie. "Hope you two don't mind another lightsaber!" he snapped irritably, slicing through an eel with his yellow-bladed 'saber with notably less elegance than the other two. "Space, what gives?!"

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Obi-Wan did a brief double-take he wasn't entirely proud of - he'd met Atton before, but that didn't make it any stranger to be fighting beside a piece of Jedi history.

"Feel free to cut in," he called, "The more, the merrier."

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Atton pulled a face at him. "Was that a pun-- Gaslkjflskjdf."

Eel in his face, eel in his face!

[saddeserthermit]

With a sigh, Obi-Wan twisted, cutting another eel in half, a motion which shifted fluidly into a Force pull as he yanked the offending eel away from Atton's face. "Might I suggest less criticism and more action," he said.

[suitablyheroic]

Was he being lectured now?

... Well, no time to reflect on that. Atton's feet brought him back several steps in quick succession as the now-grounded eel came for him. He jabbed his lightsaber down and struck it right in the head.

"Pure pazaak!" he said, throwing a pointed look in Obi-Wan's direction.

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"No idea," Anakin replied, "but I'm inclined to blame Barry until proven otherwise."

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"Who's Barry, and what did he do?" Atton hollered back.

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"He's the kid with the secret lab everyone knows about," Anakin said, sweeping his lightsaber out to kill something trying to mess up his hair (low blow, eels). "Last week he was doing experiments on root vegetables. Maybe this was the next step?"

Vicious slander, Anakin.

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"You think somewhere there's a root vegetable on anti-grav?" Atton called. "...And is your friend lecturing me? I'm getting some serious--"

He had to Force leap backwards ten feet to avoid another eel coming at his face.

"--judgment here."

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"Probably," Anakin said with a wry smile. "It's kind of his thing."

He spun his lightsaber through the air to slice the anti-grav device neatly from the eel. "Stopping attacking our faces!"

Because maybe eels speak Basic.

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"Stop talking to the eels, Skywalker!"

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"Just wanted to make sure all the options were explored!" Anakin replied. Loudly. Over all the shrieking.

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"Well, this was a stupid option!" Atton hollered back.

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"The eels are a stupid option!" Anakin insisted.

[suitablyheroic]

Atton really, really wanted to say something snappy and smart, but what his mind provided him with was-- "Your face is a stupid option!"

[sith_happened]

"Are you twelve?!!" Anakin demanded.