Fandom Jail, Sunday evening

[regretiz4suckas]

"Let. Me. OUUUUUUUT."

The stormtroopers ignored the prisoner, and tried to figure out how to work the coffee machine.

"...I can't believe you guys arrested me."

Kenzi sulked her way to the back of the cell, and pulled out her phone. Well, time to see if she had really good friends, or not.

Hp am prisoner save meeeeeeeeee!Sent to everyone in her

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[heromaniac]

Momoko re-read her message and frowned.

Where are you?!!

[regretiz4suckas]

Jail! STormtroppers carry me off!

Kenzi cackled to herself.

Not my fault!

[heromaniac]

Well... Blossom canceled the partial portal reservation and flipped open her compact to change back to Momoko.

Don't DO THAT! I thought you really needed help!

[regretiz4suckas]

But I don't wanna be here! I'm bored!

Kenzi made faces at the guards, who didn't seem to know what to do about it.

Helmelt-heads r stupid & i'm sure this is all a mistake

[godgavemecable]

Like many others on the island, Toby had woken up yesterday with no idea of who or where he was. Which was bad enough on its own, but add in the whole 'hearing voices' thing? Well, he hadn't done much that required leaving his room. The chime of a text alert going off got his attention, and he fumbled for his phone.

His first logical thought was to demand to know who was sending him the message... but all things considered, he figured that was sort of a pointless question.

So instead, he just replied with a terribly eloquent:

what??? where???

Whoever-he-was clearly cared about whoever-this-was, so he figured he should probably be concerned about whatever's going on.

[regretiz4suckas]

Jail! Come bail me out pleeeeeeze?

Kenzi checked the name on the phone list. Hunh.

Toby the world's most wonderful boyfriend?

[godgavemecable]

Well the photo on the contacts list matched the girl in the photos on his side of the room, so... huh. He had a girlfriend. Good to know.

dunno if i have any cash. think they'll allow visitors??

Apparently if anything was gonna get him to brave the outside world, it was 'incarcerated girlfriend'.

[regretiz4suckas]

Kenzi pouted, thinking. Think so? Maybe? They r not 2 bright

It was *embarrassing* that these guys had grabbed her. Less so that that Nik guy had. Hmm.

Maybe cash at my place? You can look? Feed kitty?

[myownface]

Prisoner? The hell did you do, Kenzi?

Sparkle's memories were working just fine. So he knew to take most texts from Kenzi with a grain of salt, really. Odds that she'd actually been arrested? Pffft. She was too smart for that.

... Sparks was going to be so disappointed in you, Kenz.

[regretiz4suckas]

As well he should be. Memory-Having Kenzi never would've hung around long enough to get caught.

Oooo, Kenzi! She had a name! That matched some of her ID's! Which meant ... not a lot, but hey, place to start.

Jail! I was totally framed, dude.

[myownface]

Suuuuuuuure you were.

Sorry, Kenzi. Sparkle had met you.

So, what, you need someone to post bail or something? I'm at work right now, you know. Going through Halloween shit. It's too early in the year for this. You know there are glow-in-the-dark vampire teeth? Like, what kind of lame-ass vampire has glow teeth?

Sparkle also had vampire feelings, and Kenzi was going to have to sit through them if she thought that she was going to get a rescue from Sparks at all.

[regretiz4suckas]

Some people don't know how to Goth, came straight from Kenzi's subconsious and out her fingertips. Srsly, people. NEW MATERIAL

Okay maybe not framed. I was taken down by a buncha stormtroopers. And a goat.

[voiceoverdue]

Cecil (or so his ID and the helpful "if I ever forget who I am, here's the important stuff" paper said) eyed the message coming from someone named "Kenzi" and texted back:

Why? Where?

[regretiz4suckas]

Jail?

That question mark just happened! People kept taking it wrong!

because the stormtroopers are fun-suckers & I have no memory?

[voiceoverdue]

What's a stormtrooper and where is jail?

And, as an afterthought,

Who are you?

[regretiz4suckas]

Damnit. Kenzi sighed at the phone.

I'm Astra or Toni or Kenzi or possibly Natasha, I'm not real clear on that.

The Caller ID on this thingy says you're 'Cecil.'

Who names their kid Cecil???

[never_dull]

Hannibal sighed.

Are you truly in trouble, or have you forgotten who you are and why?

[regretiz4suckas]

yes yes and yes!

I never woud've

see it was all a mistake that I could've cleared up fine if it weren't for that one guy

why do you ask?

[never_dull]

Because your name is Kenzi Malikov, and you have a habit of trying to do things you probably shouldn't. What sort of trouble are you in?

[regretiz4suckas]

Legal trouble?

hey, if I don't remember stealing something, can they really arrest me for it?

Malikov! Yay! ... I have no credit cards with that name on it. Damn.