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The Causeway: Thursday Afternoon

Mar 20, 2014 09:35

A group of Jamies were huddled by the causeway ( Read more... )

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The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 16:47:59 UTC

After ending a debate regarding the quality of reagents, the duplicates all form a circle around Jamie. Then all of them sat down into the lotus position and began to chant...

"BY THE LIGHT OF THE ALL SEEING EYE OF AGAMOTTO!
BY THE MIGHTY WINDS OF WATOOMB!
BY THE CRIMSON BANDS OF CYTTORAK!
BY THE SHIELD OF THE SERAPHIM!
WE BESEECH THE POWERS THAT BE TO BLOCK THE ENTRANCE OF ALL LANNISTERS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY!!
ADELA! ADELA KAZEEM!!!"

And then there was a mighty BOOM! And a puff of smoke!!!

And the spell failed. Probably because Jamie was an idiot to try and combine those spells. Also probably because he used the combo meal from Il Pollo instead of a real chicken.

As a result a third of the Jamies were turned into chihuahuas. Another third couldn't stop belching. And the other third had excessive flatulence.

Yep. Complete failure.

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 23:51:34 UTC

"Wow. You guys don't fool around when it comes to punishements," Jamie said watching the horse carefully.

Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 21 2014, 00:01:51 UTC

"Well, we tried to just banish her to the moon forever, first. That was after she decided to make it night forever and ever. But then she came down from the moon once a year to eat little fillies and colts if they didn't dress up in disguises, and escaped on the Summer Sun Festival to try to extinguish the sun again, so . . . stone time!"

Corporal punishment, pony style.

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 21 2014, 00:23:37 UTC

"You know, Pinkie... The next time I think my life is strange I'm going to remember you and not feel so odd."

Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 21 2014, 00:29:10 UTC

"Okay!" Pinkie said brightly. "Waaaaaaaaait, are you calling me strange?"

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 21 2014, 00:40:18 UTC

"Nope!" Jamie said quickly. "You've just provided me with a unique point of view that I'll always treasure."

Re: The Spell is Cast! locointhecoco March 21 2014, 02:07:25 UTC

"Okay!" Pinkie said again. "Glad I could help!"

Have some more glitter, Jamie. Loooots of glitter.

Re: The Spell is Cast! peace_n_war March 20 2014, 18:09:02 UTC

"I am not cleaning up after... any of you."

Campfire in action, folks.

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 18:36:12 UTC

"Hey! I thought we were a team" Jamie complained.

Re: The Spell is Cast! peace_n_war March 20 2014, 18:45:13 UTC

"I draw my line at walking purse dogs," Warren intoned, shaking his head. "What's going to happen to you if you absorb those things again, anyway?"

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 18:52:48 UTC

"I'm... Not sure. I'm going to have to wait and see if they turn back first," Jamie said in a worried tone.

Re: The Spell is Cast! peace_n_war March 20 2014, 19:01:41 UTC

Warren sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"There's a counterspell for whatever you did, right?"

That hopefully didn't involve chickens?

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 19:34:03 UTC

"Umm... No?"

...

"Maybe I'll try calling Dr. Strange again. Or Dr. Druid."

Re: The Spell is Cast! peace_n_war March 20 2014, 21:12:01 UTC

"You might want to try that," Warren agreed. "We'll have to start referring to you as Gassy the Flatulent Multidog, otherwise."

... Sometimes, Warren enjoyed himself a little bit. You had to admit, this was hilarious. If unfortunate.

Re: The Spell is Cast! toomanyofme March 20 2014, 21:16:58 UTC

"I only have one response to that," Jamie replied.

At which point Jamie let out a loud fart.

Yes. He went there.

[Mun Note: Yes. I went there.]

Re: The Spell is Cast! peace_n_war March 20 2014, 21:21:18 UTC

"Do that again, and you get to find out how flammable that really is," Warren decided, looking properly disgruntled.

Why couldn't he be talking to one of the belching ones?

[OOC: Never change. ❤]

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