Our Lady of Fandom- Sunday afternoon

[solo_sword]

There wasn't a ton of time to clean everything up after Cade's funeral, but the time for grieving had come and gone and now it was time for a wedding! In the same place where a teenger had just been eulogized! Happy times

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Arrive/Mingle

[solo_sword]

Get together, plot, cry at weddings, look suspiciously at each other, deal coffee under the (figurative) table, etc.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[sith_happened]

On this, the day (again) of his granddaughter's wedding, Anakin was prepared to grant you favors.

Unless you were Bruce Wayne, head of the caffeine cartal that Anakin had just learned of. You were a dead man walking.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[tatooine_doofus]

Luke was crying at the wedding because HE would never have a wedding with Grace.

WOE. SO MUCH WOE.

Plus Jaina had blown the wedding budget for the whole family, even if he hadn't been cut off.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[willbethenight]

Bruce was a new man. Not only had the good personality taken complete and total control of his body, but that good personality got some action. He even went ahead and got rid of the horrible, horrible "orphans for drugs" deal that had been arranged the previous night because what the hell was with that. They're ORPHANS.

Anyway, he attended the wedding with a clear conscience and a good heart. He wanted to see how things worked out for these two.

Ceremony

[solo_sword]

Dun dun dun dun...

Re: Ceremony

[texted3times]

Eric wasn't at all expecting to be struck by lightning or burst into flame, being a vampire in a church. Nooooope.

Nooooope.

He sparkled in the sunlight as he waited for his beloved to make her appearance.

Re: Ceremony

[solo_sword]

Jaina had done this several times by now, so she'd decided to make a bold statement, especially when she was marrying a vampire. So her dress was fire engine red, because that was sure to keep people talking.

Unlike whatever terrible thing that happened at her wedding happened. Surely no one would talk about that.

Anyway, she walked down the aisle, looking beautiful, and also red.

Re: Ceremony

[texted3times]

"You look beautiful and also red," Eric told her, smiling.

Aftermath

[solo_sword]

In case there is any!

Re: Aftermath

[craftyladyparts]

While everyone was distracted by the wedding and whatever other fallout there might be, Howie slipped away.

Minutes later, Jessica - wearing a coffee-brown dress - made her way over to Bruce's dead body and retrieved his phone. Now she was the Mayor of Our Lady of Fandom. And with that, the oil reserves buried deep beneath the church were hers.

With a hat, she was heir to the Skywalker and Stark fortunes. Without it, she was an oil baroness. Soon none would stand in her way.

Re: Aftermath

[holyshitsnacks]

Pam arrived late to the wedding, having just been witness to her own daughter's blessed union.

She stood over Bruce's body, and couldn't help giving an enthusiastic fist-pump.

Wait. That didn't solve her legal problems. Hmmm.

Don't mind Pam. She was just going to sit down, compose a confession on the back of a receipt she'd found in her purse, and then put a pen in Bruce's dead hand and make him sign it.

Good thing rigor hadn't set in yet. This would totally fool a judge.

Shame about the alimony, though.

OOC

[solo_sword]

One can never have too many events on SOW!

Re: OOC

[necroslacker]

I'm curious about what Jaina's name would actually be now after all of her weddings. Like how long would it be?

Re: OOC

[solo_sword]

Well only one wedding has been successful...

But if they all had been she'd be Jaina Solo-Sheppard-Swaddlepants-Northman, I think.