"Once upon a time, there was a magical princess named Emma, who was the fairest in the land," she rattled off, since that was clearly how all stories started. "But all was not well, for the dreaded Dee Jay the Cacophonous was terrorizing her people, and forcing Princess Emma to act in a decisive and potentially bloody manner."
"And then the handsome Sir Jack of Lycanthropia came riding up on a white horse," Jack returned easily. "And offered to challenge the Cacophanous to a duel to protect the honor -- and eardrums -- of the fair princess."
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