Solo-Stark/Swaddlepants Wedding- The Park- Sunday afternoon

[solo_sword]

It was Jaina's thirteenth wedding (...second marriage) and you might think that meant the wedding might be less extravagant than the last twelve, but no. Not when the Winchesters and Starks were destroyed and she had Skywalker money at her disposal. The outdoor wedding (as it was a suspiciously perfect day for it being November) was elaborate and

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Before the wedding- the wedding party

[solo_sword]

The bride and the groom, and if you wanna pretend you're friends with these people, might as well join in as a bridesmaid/groomsman, right?

Re: Before the wedding- the wedding party

[solo_sword]

Jaina Solo-Stark was in an even more beautiful dress than she had been for her last twelve weddings, but she was pacing in her room. She loved Benedict, she did, but what if she was doing the wrong thing? What if she was only doing this to cover up her own mistakes in marrying Howard for his money and stealing Howie to keep said money when all she really wanted- had ever wanted- was Charles?

No. She wouldn't do this. She'd be resolute, and walk down that aisle proudly to become Mrs. Jaina Solo-Stark-Swaddlepants.

Re: Before the wedding- the wedding party

[hoorayimrich]

Tony Stark Benedict Swaddlepants was ready to finish this damned feud once and for all. Finally, vengeance would be had for all those in his family that had been crushed beneath the boot of the Skywalker clan. Finally!

But, if anyone asked, his cackling was out of joy for this wedding.

Re: Before the wedding- the wedding party

[trickydemigod]

At some point before the wedding not-Charles had gotten a potted plant to save his seat (after pointing an accusing finger and mumbling "You're tacky!" at it) and headed to where the wedding party was to do some glaring. Or plotting. He hadn't read the script yet.

"Swaddlepants."

Before the wedding- Audience

[solo_sword]

Show up! Plot! Decide whether or not you're going to interrupt the ceremony!

Re: Before the wedding- Audience

[makemyownway]

Cade had worn a tuxedo (because of course all guys who came to town on motorcycles to blackmail relatives they'd never met also brought tuxedos) and was sitting near the back, the better to glare at Luke when he showed up.

Re: Before the wedding- Audience

[willbethenight]

In his proper mind, Bruce might normally use his independent wealth to force his way into the wedding party. But with his amnesia, he didn't even know to do so.

But then something weird happened. As it turned out, there was nothing in the world more familiar to a member of the Fandom upper crust than a Jaina Solo wedding and that was more than enough to wipe away amnesia.

"I REMEMBER! I REMEMBER EVERYTHING!" Bruce declared. "My wife must be here!"

And then he started scanning the crowd for whoever that was.

[OOC: Anyone want to be his current wife? Step right up!]

Re: Before the wedding- Audience

[nothornlessrose]

Cassie wasn't quite sure why she was at the wedding -- except that one must try to keep up appearances no matter what tragedy you had gone through in your life.

She was sitting on an end seat towards the middle of the guests. Even though the wedding hadn't started, she kept bringing up a beautiful lace handkerchief to dab delicately at the corner of her eyes.

It was during one of these times that she was looking around at the other guests. She let out a gasp as she was sure she saw someone that was familiar.

"Bruce?"

The wedding!

[solo_sword]

Dun dun dunnn.

Re: The wedding!

[solo_sword]

And finally it was time for the wedding. Despite her doubts, Jaina was smiling as she walked down the aisle in her beautiful dress, because this was what was going to end up on the cover of Soap Opera Digest.

Re: The wedding!

[hoorayimrich]

"You look beautiful," Tony said as soon as he saw her and her dress. Little did she know...

Re: The wedding!

[solo_sword]

"I know," Jaina smiled. "Oh, Benedict, I'm so happy."

Dun dun dunnnnnnn.

Aftermath

[solo_sword]

Not that I have any clue what it is yet!

Re: Aftermath

[cataclysmicluck]

"The Skywalkers were destroyed much sooner than I thought they would be," Zayne said to himself, but loud enough for the boom mike to pick it up. "I'm going to stop whoring and start a new business with all of my business school savings! There's a vacuum to be filled, and who better to fill it than me?"

He did have experience filling things from all the prostitution, after all.

Re: Aftermath

[ihavediabetes]

And then Stacey fell over in her seat, dead of a rare tropical disease.

Re: Aftermath

[willbethenight]

Before he could gloat about the proceedings, Bruce's amnesia caught up with him and dropped him into a coma.

OOC

[solo_sword]

The first year we did this I got Jaina's wedding dress icon figuring it'd be used all of one time ever.

Three weddings later...