Zoe had spent most of yesterday pacing in her living room, rereading the letter from the school board, and leaving angry phone messages in clipped five-minute sections. The limitations on voicemail were just ridiculous when one had a lot on their mind
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He was standing off in a corner, as per usual, with his arms crossed over his chest and one eyebrow raised slightly. This promised to be interesting.
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And you know, it was laugh or shoot things. One of those.
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If he was absently clicking away at a shiny little pen, well, the pen is mightier than the sword. Especially when the pen is a sword.
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"So, what does that mean for those of us with homes in town?"
The 'those of us who look like freaks' part was more or less implied, what with the way Jono was gesturing with one hand to his face, there.
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It was after a deep breath that he managed to make words again, slow and still just a touch menacing all the same.
"I'm here because I have a difficult time blending in. I don't want to give anybody any problems, not if it could come at the cost of the school itself, but if Fandom Island isn't a safe place for people like us... There's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be here. I can skulk about in the shadows or hide my face behind a layer of make-up back in the shithole I came from just as easily."
Sorry, Zoe. Jono had opinions.
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If one looked carefully, one might notice the point where Zoe started to twitch.
[Please wait for the school board members to start pinging in!]
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Ungrateful ingrates.
"Hello, ladies and gentlemen and--" wow, this place was bizarre. "--others! We are here to save you from yourselves!" He gestured at his fellow members of the board, and waited (probably in vain) for more applause.
"If you have any questions or complaints, well, we don't care," he added. "Questioning things is unpatriotic!" He pointed to Edna Mode. "But wearing uniforms Made in the USA! That's patriotic! As is polyester, which was invented right here in America!"
Probably. It's not like he checked these things.
"So line right up to get put into your new Costumes of Freedom!"
He smiled oh-so-sincerely at them. "Or if you insist on getting my autograph first, please have a check ready made out to my SuperPAC where we work on--" here he paused to stare dramatically into the middle distance, "making a better tomorrow, tomorrow ( ... )
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"You cannot be serious." This was going to be an unbearable day.
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