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Dite's Decadent Delights, Monday Afternoon

Oct 17, 2011 16:12

Of all the things Karla was expecting when she walked to Dite's today, a delivery man toting a cardboard box over five feet tall was not on the list. Anywhere ( Read more... )

karla, ronan nolan, dite's decadent delights, jon o'neill, ben skywalker

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Re: Talk To Karla hotceltogoth October 17 2011, 21:09:50 UTC

Having decided to take a walk on his lunch break, Ronan was passing by Dite's when he saw...

A five-foot tall metal cock.

"Well, that's certainly a statement," he said, leaning in the doorway. "Or at least an attention-grabber."

Re: Talk To Karla glacial_witch October 17 2011, 22:06:04 UTC

"Exactly!" Karla said, waving Ronan in. "Look, you stopped! Now come in and start looking around and realize that it's high time you replenished your stock of lubricant or brought home a new and exciting personal massager!"

Someone had been brainstorming all afternoon about how to spin this.

Re: Talk To Karla hotceltogoth October 17 2011, 22:27:17 UTC

Ronan considered. "I am a little low on lube," he allowed. "Although I doubt you have anything from off-world. I guess it's time to try a new brand, then!"

He grinned. "As for the... personal massager, I've already got one, and I'm quite happy with it."

Ronan? Not so much with the understanding of 'too much information'.

Re: Talk To Karla glacial_witch October 18 2011, 01:45:55 UTC

"There's always the opportunity to branch out," Karla replied, refusing to be embarrassed. She was a Black Widow, sex was one of those things. Things she was supposed to be able to talk about unflinchingly.

Okay, maybe she was blushing. Whatever. A little.

"Can I suggest the mango-scented lube? It seems to be quite popular." With Merlin.

Re: Talk To Karla hotceltogoth October 18 2011, 02:14:42 UTC

"I'll pass on mango -- what about raspberry?" Ronan asked. "And I'll take the largest size of Slippery Stuff you sell, too."

What? It never hurt to stock up in bulk when you were the town bicycle.

Re: Talk To Karla glacial_witch October 18 2011, 03:12:08 UTC

"Feel free to look around!" Karla offered, waving a hand around the first room of Dite's. The toys and the more NSFW explicit items were in the second room, behind a curtain. "Since this is your first time, I'll even be happy to offer you a ten percent discount to your whole purchase."

Re: Talk To Karla hotceltogoth October 18 2011, 14:26:52 UTC

Ronan blinked, then grinned. "Reaaaaaally," he drawled. "No matter what I buy?"

Re: Talk To Karla glacial_witch October 19 2011, 04:47:07 UTC

"Of course," Karla said, smiling back. "Why not?"

...If the promise of a discount made him go out and buy more, the store was still making money!

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