Outside the Perk, Saturday morning
Dave was in bad shape. He was hooked on drugs. DRUGS. Well, a drug.
Caffeine.
He would have gotten a fix in the dorms, but as far as he could tell, he probably went on a crazed binge during a caffeine blackout because there wasn't any in there. Despite shaking horribly from withdrawal, Dave managed to make his way over to the Perk, where he could get the real good stuff. But they were all out, too.
Desperate and despondent, Dave stole a sheet of paper and made a sign to advertise outside:
WILL WHORE FOR
COFFEE
Holding the sign up, Dave slumped against the building, filled with despair, but not coffee.
Caffeine.
He would have gotten a fix in the dorms, but as far as he could tell, he probably went on a crazed binge during a caffeine blackout because there wasn't any in there. Despite shaking horribly from withdrawal, Dave managed to make his way over to the Perk, where he could get the real good stuff. But they were all out, too.
Desperate and despondent, Dave stole a sheet of paper and made a sign to advertise outside:
WILL WHORE FOR
COFFEE
Holding the sign up, Dave slumped against the building, filled with despair, but not coffee.