The Park, Wednesday Evening

[mouthy_merc]

It seemed there just hadn't been enough insanity going on with the gremlins lately, so that was why there was a guy in red pajamas prancing around the park. Singing.

Well, really, it was all autotuned so that part was less important.

But aren't you all so, so glad you were there for the magic and wonder of this evening? Aren't you just thrilled"

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Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

TALK TO THE STAR!

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

There's no partying in the zombie apocalypse, Deadpool Black. Only a lack of Twinkies.

"Well then you'd have to take the passenger seat," Columbus reasoned. "With today's airbags it's much safer. Though you'd still be better off in the back seat."

...

"Just make sure you check the back seat before getting into the car."

Funny. No block letters appeared behind Columbus when he said that. They must be stuck in Zombieland.

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

It was like a comic book!

"For people to party with?"

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"Or just... well people who might harm you."

Like zombies. Always a lesson there.

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

It wasn't like he knew anything about zombies. Unless zombies were rappers. Oh god, were they rappers?

"That's just silly. There are no bad people in the backseat! Otherwise I'd know which seat to take!"

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"Well again... statistically the back seat is safer," Columbus reiterated. "So take the back seat and you can't go wrong."

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

"Well, thank you, friend!" Best friend. "Let's go partyin', partyin'!"

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"Do you really need to say that twice?"

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

"Say what?" No, he didn't notice it at all. DEAL WITH IT, COLUMBUS.

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"The thing about... partying?" Columbus said hesitantly. "Is this something you always do? Sing about days of the week?"

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

"People need to know they're not alone in wanting it to be the weekend so they can have fun," Deadpool Black replied seriously. "Fun. Fun, fun."

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"You said fun four times."

Four. FOUR.

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

"Did I?" Deadpool Black giggled. "I didn't notice!"

Re: Afterwards

[shotbillmurray]

"Oh! Hey! My... phone just rang," Columbus said pulling out his phone.

Nope. Phone didn't ring.

"Hello? Really! Okay. Be right there."

And then there was the grin.

"Nice song! Gotta run!"

Re: Afterwards

[dollpocalypse]

Topher stared.

Then --

"That wasn't a good song."

Re: Afterwards

[mouthy_merc]

Deadpool Black gasped in shock and horror at the critique. "But it was amazing! You were left guessing the whole time!"