It seemed like a nice, normal day at the Arms Hotel, but just to be sure, Mary went to purchase a candy bar from the vending machine. The machine delivered what it promised with no sign of cough drops or condoms. A reassured Mary returned to the front desk with her candy, only to discover when she unwrapped it that she'd gotten a chocolate-covered grasshopper.
Funny how Mary completely lost her craving for chocolate after that.
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Bacon Smashed Potatoes [Open! No OCD.]