Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday
Anyone outside the store today would have seen the goddess of love walk down the street with a determined stride and disappear inside, which was a fairly normal sight. What they might have been surprised by was the reappearance of Aphrodite, carrying a small folding table, which she set up on the sidewalk outside the front door. Heading back inside, she soon came out the door once more, this time carrying a large bowl, which she then placed on said table. A floating sign soon appeared over the bowl:
Free Condoms! Free Dams! Be Safe or Be Sorry!
For other assistance, inquire inside!
For those who did enter, they would find a glowering goddess hunched over her laptop while eating strawberries. What she was reading would quickly become apparent.
"Oh, please, have you never heard of a dictionary? That word doesn't make sense!"
"Can you please just say blue for the damn color of her eyes??"
"Have you never had sex, you moron? That's anatomically impossible!" Then one eyebrow rose. "Unless I'm involved, of course."
The world of fanfic might never be the same.
(OOC: Store and post open.)
Free Condoms! Free Dams! Be Safe or Be Sorry!
For other assistance, inquire inside!
For those who did enter, they would find a glowering goddess hunched over her laptop while eating strawberries. What she was reading would quickly become apparent.
"Oh, please, have you never heard of a dictionary? That word doesn't make sense!"
"Can you please just say blue for the damn color of her eyes??"
"Have you never had sex, you moron? That's anatomically impossible!" Then one eyebrow rose. "Unless I'm involved, of course."
The world of fanfic might never be the same.
(OOC: Store and post open.)