'Dite's Decadent Delights, Tuesday afternoon

[trigons_child]

In what appeared to be a Cleansing Burst Of Synchronicity, 'Dite's had just received a shipment of t-shirts and tank tops referencing something called "Boobquake." Raven put them out, but no, she wasn't wearing one, thank you very much.

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[decoder_rings]

Going to a sex shop when you were bored sounded kind of cliche but Hannibal hadn't ever argued that he wasn't. Besides, he hadn't been in awhile. Seeing a familiar face when he pushed open the door just made the visit better.

"Hey!" Hannibal said, waving cheerfully. "How's business?"

[decoder_rings]

"Ah, so you spent the weekend confused," Hannibal guessed. "That always sucks. I just spent it hyper as crap. At least you weren't alone in being small, right?"

[trigons_child]

"Very confused, and overwhelmed," Raven said. "I was once again without the shielding that Professor Skywalker taught me after I came here. In Azarath, I did not need to protect myself from the emotions of others as I have to here, though at least the emotions of children are not as intense as teenagers." There'd been no risk of any doors being molested.

[decoder_rings]

"You have any fun?" Hannibal asked curiously. "I mean, you probably didn't realize it was fun at the time but now that you're back and now a little better?"

[trigons_child]

"Dinah fed me all types of ice cream," Raven said with a tiny smile. "And Joan had me color. And Mat...was Mat."

[decoder_rings]

"See, not all bad," Hannibal pointed out, grinning. "Good. I jumped off tables and got into a fight with the tiny version of my girlfriend because I wouldn't say she was awesome."

[trigons_child]

"I believe most boys at that age think girls are unpleasant, do they not?" Raven said, shaking her head with a smile.

[decoder_rings]

"It's the cooties," he agreed with a nod. "Girls have cooties and are weak. Boys have cooties and are loud.'

[trigons_child]

"Boys are not very bright, are they?" Raven teased.

[decoder_rings]

"And yet, girls like us anyways," Hannibal said, grinning. "Girls like unintelligent boys, then?"

[trigons_child]

"Perhaps some," Raven said, "though I would prefer a boy who is smart. But I do not think I am drawn to any particular type beyond that."

Except that she totally was.

[decoder_rings]

"So, you don't think you have a type?" he guessed. "Or just not a specific type?"

[trigons_child]

"I have only ever had one boyfriend," Raven said. "That is not enough to determine if I have a specific type of boy I like, is it?"

[decoder_rings]

"Have you ever been attracted to anyone before him?" Hannibal asked. "Other guys that aren't your boyfriend?"

[trigons_child]

"I liked Jono," Raven admitted. "And Mat. And...Chuck."

See? So not any type.

[decoder_rings]

Hannibal looked thoughtful for a moment, trying to figure out something they all had in common. "I don't know Jono that well but I know Mat and Chuck are both flirtatious. Players, of a sort."