Testosterone Invasion of Pure Inebriation

[emo_padawan]

Between squid attacks, little green monsters, and teachers who ask far too many questions, I've had about enough of school for this week.

I'm heading into Pure Inebriation with m_samuelle, alchemic_bean, thehurleyabides, jayne_serenity and *grumbles* demonbelthazor.

We're out for a good time and heard that Padme and Ms. Sidle were there getting drunk earlier they don't card...

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[jayne_serenity]

yeah.. *walks in, smirking, looking around*

[emo_padawan]

*cranes neck*

Do you see them? I don't see them.

*orders Corellian whiskey. Is pleasantly surprised that they have it*

[jayne_serenity]

Maybe we missed them? *orders whiskey*

[thehurleyabides]

Miss Sidle was in the dorms earlier. She picked up our four pin her lost high heel.

Not sure if she passed out or went back out.

But dude, if she passed out, I dare someone to take a photograph of that. Dare dare dare!

[demonbelthazor]

Hey, doesn't sulking lead to the dark side or something?

[emo_padawan]

I'm not sulking. I'm being pensive. It's a whole other thing.

[demonbelthazor]

Oh, entirely different, I see. So what's your problem?

[emo_padawan]

*takes sip from glass*

Nothing. Just looking forward to watching Padme shoot you down like a rabid nerf.

[m_samuelle]

I need a few drinks to help me forget... things.

It's that or shooting something and I'd rather not be expelled this early in the semester. (Too bad I missed shooting at the little green gremliny things earlier.)

[emo_padawan]

I know. Shooting at things is fun, even if my old teacher thought that blasters were uncivilized.

[m_samuelle]

Blasters? I'm trained in most forms of light and heavy weaponry, but I don't believe I'm familiar with those. Do they make big holes in things? I enjoy that.

[emo_padawan]

Huge holes. Not quite as refined as a lightsaber, of course, but very effective in their own way.

[thehurleyabides]

Now, I'm not much of a drinker. They got anything light here? I mean, I got work and stuff tomorrow and I don't wanna be puking like jayne_serenity did today.

[emo_padawan]

I'm sure they do. Try, um, a beer? I don't know what they have, but they had my whiskey so I'm sure whatever you want to try'll be back there somewhere.

[jayne_serenity]

At least I dont look like Im carrying around twice my own body weight in dumnb and fat.

[thehurleyabides]

*pushes Jayne*

This weight will crush you, little boy dude.

[pure_blooddraco]

*Draco walks in looking tired and grumpy. There's a cut across his cheek. He slaps a few sickles on the table and orders a firewhisky*

[emo_padawan]

Long day, too, Draco?

[pure_blooddraco]

Well, it's had it's ups and downs that's for sure. Downside: Almost got killed by zombies while working for my master. That's where I got this *points at his cheek* little beauty from. Upside: I kissed Paige. She's quite the hottie. Of course this school is full of attractive women.