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Caritas - Friday evening [Open]

Dec 12, 2008 19:19

"Why are you dressed like that?" Jolee asked Tino when he got to the bar tonight ( Read more... )

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The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 01:21:56 UTC

Ho ho ho! Visit Bindo Claus and tell him what you want for seasonal festivities!

There's still room on the stage if anyone wants to sing seasonal festivity songs.

Re: The Stage [12/12] samnotmax December 13 2008, 02:47:19 UTC

"The zombies are a nice touch," Sam decided. "You know, I've never met the fellow, but I'm almost convinced that's not actually Santa Claus."

Re: The Stage [12/12] maxnotsam December 13 2008, 02:53:32 UTC

"SANTA!!!"

Max catapulted himself forward at Jolee's lap. He started reciting his list while still airborne. "I wanna bicycle, and an AK-47, and my very own religion, and a trip to the moon, and a My Pretty Pony waterfall playset, and a..."

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 02:58:38 UTC

Jolee held a hand up to block the leap with the Force. It was a handy thing to be able to use. "Sit in the chair if you're going to rattle off gifts."

Re: The Stage [12/12] maxnotsam December 13 2008, 03:06:01 UTC

Max didn't seem to notice that he'd bounced off the air and fallen on his butt. He just looked up at Jolee with a beatific smile and continued his chatter. "...and a third-world nation, and a transforming robot action figure, and a rotten monkey corpse loaded with an as-yet-unknown virulent plague, and a choo-choo-train, and a swimming pool, and a SANTA CLAUS WITHOUT TELEKINETIC POWERS!!!"

Oh, wait, he HAD noticed. And stood up and pulled a gun on Jolee.

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 03:09:44 UTC

"Ooh, I'm scared," Jolee deadpanned. "I suppose I have to give you all the animal corpses you ask for. Come on, do you think that's really going to work here?"

Jolee was fairly certain that Max didn't know about the Sanctuary Spell. Any attack and he'd be teleported out of the club.

Re: The Stage [12/12] samnotmax December 13 2008, 03:11:06 UTC

"Max," Sam said with a bit of a huff. "Put the gun down. If you kill Santa Claus, then neither of us are getting any presents this year. Besides, you already have robot action figures. All those Maimtrons that Congress keeps trying to abolish."

Re: The Stage [12/12] maxnotsam December 13 2008, 03:19:30 UTC

"Those aren't action figures," Max insisted. "They're battle robots! There's a difference!" He waved the gun at Jolee in a vaguely threatening manner. "Why isn't it going to work here?" he demanded. "Are you going to stop me with your TELEKINETIC POWERS?"

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 03:21:07 UTC

"You really think you can threaten Santa Claus and win?" Jolee asked. "Go ahead. Take a free shot. I promise I won't block it. And Santa Claus wouldn't lie about that, would he?"

Re: The Stage [12/12] samnotmax December 13 2008, 03:26:30 UTC

"He might," Sam offered. "It might be that Santa's an immortal, pagan god, and shooting him counts as a first strike. His retaliation would be swift and merciless. At the minimum, you're sealing your fate vis-a-vis coal."

Re: The Stage [12/12] maxnotsam December 13 2008, 03:33:26 UTC

Confused, Max scratched his forehead with the barrel of his Luger. (No, of course he hadn't put the safety on.) "But I thought you said this WASN'T Santa?" he asked. "It doesn't matter anyway. It's no fun shooting someone who WANTS to be shot."

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 03:37:41 UTC

"That's what I'm here for," Jolee said. "Ruining fun."

Re: The Stage [12/12] solo_sword December 13 2008, 03:23:23 UTC

"Celine" came onstage in a surprise performance after her show in the park. The powdered sugar was mysteriously absent from her person.

Waving to the crowd, she waited for her cue before bursting out in a cheerfully festive little ditty, shredding her vocal cords the whole way.

"Feliz navidad ( ... )

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 03:27:41 UTC

"Either you've had too much to drink or I need to start drinking. I don't know which yet," Jolee said.

Re: The Stage [12/12] solo_sword December 13 2008, 03:35:38 UTC

"Celine" laughed pleasantly. "You're so jolly," she said, and went to sit on Santa's lap for the next song. "For my next number, I would like to slow things down a bit."

Re: The Stage [12/12] all4thewookiees December 13 2008, 03:40:08 UTC

Jolee raised his hand, lifting Jaina off his lap. Then he used the Force to float her towards the door. "I don't know what's going on with you, but I'll talk to you when you're not inclined to sit on my lap."

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