There weren't actually any vacancies, but there was still a Guy With Tools, and said Guy had his boot-clad feet up on the counter while he perused his copy of
The Twinkies Cookbook.
And of course there were
signs
posted. As you do.
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[OOC: Guests, tenants, clients, squirrels, tumbleweeds. Guy With Tools now with actual sign, courtesy Best RL Roomie Ever.]