"Volfgang Puck got married."
"Huh?" said Mary, looking up from the purchasing order she was working on. Gunther wasn't even in his front-of-the-house chef uniform. He had on a really bad polyester suit and his eyes were red and puffy.
"Ze man has at least 14 restaurants and has time to get married, and he doesn't even cook every night like I do," said Gunther before bursting into tears.
"Oh, come here," said Mary before giving Gunther a big hug. She let him cry for 30 seconds until Gunther tried to cop a feel. "Hey! Keep your hands to yourself, buddy, or you'll have to find yourself another job."
Eventually, when Gunther pulled himself together, he got out the specials board.
Welcome to the Arms Hotel!
Today's specials
Four Seasons PizzaMozzarella Tomato SaladChocolate Souffle [Open!]