All and Sundries// [09/02]
"But...But Comrade Victoria..."
"I don't see how there's any 'but' about it, Comrade Baldrick. You want to live in a just and classless society, don't you?"
"Yes..."
"Well, then you should divide your assets equitably among the proletariat. You have amassed vast quantities of turnips. It's only fair to distribute them among your fellow workers. Unless you'd rather be just another bourgeoise fat cat..."
Baldrick seemed to develop a facial tick as the thought the matter over. Then, he scuttled over to his dog house and slammed the door shut behind him. Seras fancied that she'd heard a lock sliding into place.
Right. That had probably been a little mean. But, bloody hell, the singing.
Seras sighed and set about Windexing the display cases.
All and Sundries is open.
"I don't see how there's any 'but' about it, Comrade Baldrick. You want to live in a just and classless society, don't you?"
"Yes..."
"Well, then you should divide your assets equitably among the proletariat. You have amassed vast quantities of turnips. It's only fair to distribute them among your fellow workers. Unless you'd rather be just another bourgeoise fat cat..."
Baldrick seemed to develop a facial tick as the thought the matter over. Then, he scuttled over to his dog house and slammed the door shut behind him. Seras fancied that she'd heard a lock sliding into place.
Right. That had probably been a little mean. But, bloody hell, the singing.
Seras sighed and set about Windexing the display cases.
All and Sundries is open.