[ SECRET POST #1917 ]

[technophile]

⌈ Secret Post #1917 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

10. http://oi39.tinypic.com/21lqwhx.jpg

[pockythoughts]

Oh honey, this isn't a secret. In fact, I'd go so far as to wager that the majority of TNG fans have had this thought at least once. And I, for one, am not shy about admitting that I'd do him if given the opportunity.

[fscom]

Well, now I have to write a "Jizz in My Pants" songfic. I hope you're happy with yourself.

[vickyblueeyez]

A+

[amuseoffirebane]

He had sex in like, what, the 3rd episode of the series? I don't think you got a thing to worry about there.

[fscom]

Oh, he totally would try anything, if just for the sake of experiencing it. The post-sex conversation would be hilarious with him.

[fscom]

I've fantasized about him too and wondered if he has any special settings. For example, can he adjust temperature or does his cock vibrate.

[pierside]

Since no one has linked to it yet, I'll have to offer you the Sexy Data Tango by Voltaire.

[fictionalbf]

Ugh, I was gonna post this and you beat me to it. :)

[mutantjules]

whatever man, wondering/fantasizing about it totally isn't the same as reducing him to a sex toy or anything. No worries

also, I've thought about it too. :D

[fscom]

don't worry. i used to have fantasies about being screwed senseless by spock while he's in pon farr. which...now that i think about it...probably wouldn't be a pleasant experience at all.

[fscom]

...A friend of mine once told me about the TNG fanfic another friend of his wrote sometime during the original run. Apparently it was mostly Data running around the ship with a huge erection that just kept knocking over things and jabbing people, but with little-to-no actual sex, and everyone more or less going, "Oh, Data! You wacky android!"

That is pretty much what I envisioned when I read this secret.

Okay, also this:

[fscom]

Oh, Anon... you are SO not alone. I've spent a frightening amount of time wondering what it'd be like.

[veronica_rich]

Anne K., is that you?

[saiika_von_maou]

I'd probably be curious too, if he didn't look so much like my dad. Obviously that's squicky territory for me.