[ SECRET POST #1917 ]

Apr 02, 2012 18:28


⌈ Secret Post #1917 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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fscom April 2 2012, 22:31:08 UTC
pockythoughts April 2 2012, 22:47:06 UTC
Oh honey, this isn't a secret. In fact, I'd go so far as to wager that the majority of TNG fans have had this thought at least once. And I, for one, am not shy about admitting that I'd do him if given the opportunity.

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fscom April 2 2012, 23:01:52 UTC
Well, now I have to write a "Jizz in My Pants" songfic. I hope you're happy with yourself.

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vickyblueeyez April 2 2012, 22:48:40 UTC
A+

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amuseoffirebane April 2 2012, 23:00:29 UTC
He had sex in like, what, the 3rd episode of the series? I don't think you got a thing to worry about there.

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fscom April 2 2012, 23:16:42 UTC
Oh, he totally would try anything, if just for the sake of experiencing it. The post-sex conversation would be hilarious with him.

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fscom April 2 2012, 23:18:35 UTC
I've fantasized about him too and wondered if he has any special settings. For example, can he adjust temperature or does his cock vibrate.

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pierside April 2 2012, 23:40:37 UTC
Since no one has linked to it yet, I'll have to offer you the Sexy Data Tango by Voltaire.

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fictionalbf April 3 2012, 00:59:39 UTC
Ugh, I was gonna post this and you beat me to it. :)

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mutantjules April 3 2012, 00:11:30 UTC
whatever man, wondering/fantasizing about it totally isn't the same as reducing him to a sex toy or anything. No worries

also, I've thought about it too. :D

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fscom April 3 2012, 01:13:14 UTC
don't worry. i used to have fantasies about being screwed senseless by spock while he's in pon farr. which...now that i think about it...probably wouldn't be a pleasant experience at all.

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fscom April 3 2012, 02:07:15 UTC
...A friend of mine once told me about the TNG fanfic another friend of his wrote sometime during the original run. Apparently it was mostly Data running around the ship with a huge erection that just kept knocking over things and jabbing people, but with little-to-no actual sex, and everyone more or less going, "Oh, Data! You wacky android!"

That is pretty much what I envisioned when I read this secret.

Okay, also this:

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fscom April 3 2012, 02:37:53 UTC
Oh, Anon... you are SO not alone. I've spent a frightening amount of time wondering what it'd be like.

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veronica_rich April 3 2012, 03:51:32 UTC
Anne K., is that you?

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saiika_von_maou April 3 2012, 04:09:33 UTC
I'd probably be curious too, if he didn't look so much like my dad. Obviously that's squicky territory for me.

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