Second Floor Common Room, Sunday Evening

[kawalsky]

The television had decided it had a mind of its own, or it was just glitchy. Every few minutes a new show would come on. First it was that crazy soap opera with the dummy/puppet boy, then it was Wormhole X-treme: Shangri-La, then Bitterwoman (of course

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[swerval_zero]

Zero walked into the common room.

Yes, walked. Look, girl-shaped!

[swerval_zero]

Zero laughed. "Yeah, that's the last thing we need. Most of them have one already!"

[kawalsky]

"But hey, if we get Sam and Alanna to cook together, we'd have the ultimate weapon. Cookies that make you go crazy, then poison you!"

[swerval_zero]

"The only problem is, said cookies might also make the universe implode."

[kawalsky]

"But at least it would be a tasty implosion."

[swerval_zero]

"Sam and Alanna are doing the cooking for the implosion. 'Tasty?'"

[kawalsky]

"We could deep fry them first. The food, not the chefs. Deep frying makes everything taste better. Except ice cream."

[swerval_zero]

"Are you crazed? That, too!"

[kawalsky]

"I am, on occasion, crazed," he admitted.

[swerval_zero]

Zero nodded and said soberly, "It happens to the best of us."

[kawalsky]

Kawalsky nodded. "Hey, if you get turned into a kitten again and you come visit me, I'll give you food."

[swerval_zero]

"I like food," Zero said. "But no catnip. I have moral objections."

[kawalsky]

"I don't think I could keep catnip without Faithful finding it and taking it all. Side effect of dating the girl with the crazy drug addict cat."

[swerval_zero]

Zero waved her hands around and said, "See, this is why I avoid the 'nip! I could turn into crazy drug addict girl!"

[kawalsky]

"And then we'd have a Very Special Episode on our hands."

[swerval_zero]

"No, anything but that!"