Third floor common room, Saturday morning

[giveherahand]

Mara'd had a Very Trying Morning. She'd gone out for coffee and had been attacked by raining candies shaped like fruit and, weirdly, birds, and then been treated to a lesson on counting by a giant talking Number Four

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[goodforsix]

Dutch had woken up in a bed that definitely wasn't hers (unless Lucy had somehow turned into a building overnight) and Johnny was nowhere to be found, so she was understandably wary as she wandered into the common room.

"Where the hell is this?"

[giveherahand]

"Fandom," Mara said, sounded tired. "I'm Mara. Who are you?"

[goodforsix]

"Never heard of it." And she'd heard of a lot of weird planet names, so forget the Quad, she likely wasn't even in the J anymore. Assuming this Mara was telling the truth. "Dutch."

[giveherahand]

Mara held up the egg. "And this is Eggsy, my boyfriend, who is normally a real person, I swear."

...and now she sounded like a crazy person. Excellent.

"It's an island on a planet called Earth, if that helps. Weird things happen here a lot. It's raining candy."

[bestatmystery]

The spider in the corner watched Mara's carefulness with her egg and decided to help out.

Which would be why there was now a lovely, sparkling web above them with the words "SOME EGG" spun right into it.

[giveherahand]

Mara blinked up at the web. "Um, thank you?"

[bestatmystery]

Charlotte smiled and gave her a spidery thumbs up. Not that Mara could probably tell either detail. She worked quickly to add a 'you're welcome' to the web.

It might take a couple minutes.

[giveherahand]

This was the weirdest weekend. Mara had decided.