Sixth Floor Common Room, Saturday evening

[craftyladyparts]

Party. Party. Party. Party. Party. Party. PARTY!

Guess what time it was on the sixth floor, people. You can have a hint. The hint is "party." It said so in a banner in the common room.

It's Not Just St Patrick's Day!
It's Saturday!
Let's Party!There were chips and a veggie plate and some sandwiches. There was water, punch, and lemonade. There was

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Games

[craftyladyparts]

What all school parties devolve into. Well, besides makeouts, if they're really good. Feel free to start another game if you'd like!

Re: Games: I Never

[craftyladyparts]

"I've never given my greatest gift which I can only give once to anyone," Jessica said.

You know what she meant.

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[notconflicted]

Oh, she so got a Look for that phrasing. Sia drank, though.

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[craftyladyparts]

Jessica gasped.

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[notconflicted]

"Relax," Sia told her.

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[ultron_junior]

Victor couldn't drink because he was too busy laughing. "I'm sorry, what was that?"

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[craftyladyparts]

"You know, the ultimate marriage present you can present to your future spouse," Jessica said, clearing that right up.

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[ultron_junior]

"And once you've done it, you're like a chewed stick of gum that can't be unchewed," said Victor, who had sat through a Catholic youth group sex ed lecture or two. Or, like, six. "Right?"

He took a sip anyhow.

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[craftyladyparts]

Jessica gasped.

"Actually, modern science can unchew a stick of gum. Or it could if somebody wanted to fund something like that," Jessica said. "But I think you have the right idea."

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[nobloodymessiah]

The body frowned. "That expression is unfamiliar," the One admitted.

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[craftyladyparts]

"Um, you know, when two people really love each other and want to express that in the purest physical and spiritual way?" Jessica asked.

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[nobloodymessiah]

"Copulation," the One replied. "This body has not experienced that, either. The presumption being that you are referring to an initial experience as the 'gift' since it cannot be given twice, and bodies may copulate frequently."

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[craftyladyparts]

"But the first time is special. That's the gift," Jessica said.

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[nobloodymessiah]

The One Who Spoke With the Voice of Many understood that all participants in this game were expected to take turns. And so the body spoke.

"This shell has not yet successfully calculated the utilitarian good for humanity, nor saved it from the excesses of self."

... Anybody?

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[craftyladyparts]

"Successfully calculated?" Jessica checked.

No drink this time, she supposed.

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[nobloodymessiah]

"The One Who Speaks With the Voice of Many performs that most difficult of calculations, the determination of the Greater Good and the meting out of limited resources to those in need," the One explained. "Success has not yet been achieved."