5th Floor Common Room, Thursday evening

[craftyladyparts]

Jessica had been walking down the hall when she heard weird, giggling noises coming from a utility closet. "Okay, keep it down," she called out as she knocked on the closet door. "We get it, you're having a good time. You don't have to be so noisy about it

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[kirked]

"Why's it so loud in here?" Jim asked, making a face and rubbing at his ear. "You trying to drown out sex or something?"

And that'd just been a random guess considering the week and all that he'd heard on the radio.

[craftyladyparts]

Jessica said, "Close. Very close, but you're missing a crucial word." She then hit the mute button on the remote.

Congratulations, Jim. Now you know what gremlin sex sounded like.

[kirked]

Jim listened for a few seconds before he realized what he was hearing.

"Oh god," Jim said, immediately slapping both hands over his ears and grimacing. "Turn it back up, turn it back up before my brain melts out of my ears!"

He forgot all about his hormones for a few moments. Thanks, Jessica!

[craftyladyparts]

Ask and ye shall receive. Jessica immediately unamused and tried in vain to turn the volume up past max.

"The worst part is that after a couple minutes, it actually sounds kind of interesting. Like, you can tell they're having a good time."

[shippedtomaine]

Emma had been too twitchy to settle down in her room, so she'd been wandering the dorms when she heard the sound of the tv.

"What's on?" she asked, as if everything was completely normal, she couldn't hear anything under the noise.

[craftyladyparts]

"The noisiest thing I could find," Jessica answered. Loudly.

[shippedtomaine]

"I can tell that much," Emma said, just as loudly.

[craftyladyparts]

"It's either that or the sound of gremlins having carnal relations," Jessica said. "Sorry about the noise, but I choose this."