It had been bad enough to wake up as a pony. Now Topher was realizing that his hooves made it impossible to play video games. Video games. IT WAS KILLING HIM. He stomped around on the controllers, trying to figure out a system, but his tiny character just kept getting blasted with fire that he could have avoided if he had had opposable thumbs,
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"Oh good," she said. "It's not just me."
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He tried to kick the video game controller he'd crushed, but only succeeded in batting it away. UGH.
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Lego day had been fascinating, but man, she was glad not to get a repeat.
She headed for the kitchen area, popping up onto her hind legs to nose the cabinet open and pull out a bowl with her mouth. She set it down on the counter, then a box of cereal. Which she managed to drop, spilling cereal everywhere.
"Okay, that wasn't such a great plan."
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"Better plan than I had, which was to steal a pudding cup from Kate."
Though he hadn't gone through with it, which was probably best for his safety.
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Goddamn island.
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A beat.
"Also? Your wings aren't nearly as bad as mine."
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"You're Christmas-colored!" he announced. "That's ridiculous!"
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"First of all," he said, wishing not for the first time that he had the ability to gesticulate using his hands, "I am not flying. Currently. And second of all, you are a pony wearing glasses."
In case she hadn't noticed.
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