2nd Floor Common Room - Saturday Evening

[notlikejack]

Bobby was making cookies. Well, Bobby was trying to make cookies. He'd never actually done it before. Mom didn't really approve of refined sugar or butter, and no one could say that cookies without sugar or butter were any good.

So Bobby had found a really handy recipe right on the back of a bag of chocolate chips, and baking was just like

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[fratboybitch]

"Should I be standing next to the fire alarm in case you set the common room on fire?" Alex asked, wandering into the room and laughing. "Or maybe you've warned the local fire department already and they're on standby?"

[fratboybitch]

"It's not illegal!" Alex protested, shaking his head. "If it was illegal, it wouldn't be readily available in grocery stores everywhere, Gnome."

[notlikejack]

"I'm not a Gnome, Alex," Bobby shot back. "And it's illegal to buy or possess if you're under 21."

[fratboybitch]

"That's only if you get caught," Alex pointed out slyly. "If you don't get caught, there's no crime!"

[notlikejack]

"That's not true," he replied. "You still broke the law. Otherwise your logic says that it's okay to steal stuff or kill someone as long as you don't get caught, and that's obviously not true."

[fratboybitch]

"Beer would definitely make these cookies better," Alex said, shrugging. "If you want people to ignore the gritty taste of something? Add alcohol. No one will give a shit about what the cookies really taste like."

[notlikejack]

"Wouldn't it be better to add pot?" he asked curiously. "I mean, if it weren't illegal, but if you can make brownies with pot, I think it might be a better addition to baked goods."

[fratboybitch]

"You know where to score some pot?" Alex asked, curious and amused all at the same time. "Bobby, I didn't realize this side of you existed!"

[notlikejack]

He shrugged. "Well, not here, but at home. You just go in my mom's office."

[fratboybitch]

"...seriously?" Alex asked, a little taken aback by that.

[notlikejack]

"Yeah, unless it's somewhere else since Jack & I aren't at home," Bobby said, shrugging again.

[fratboybitch]

"So, she's super strict with you guys but lighting up on the side?" Alex asked, confused. "Does she know you guys know?"

[notlikejack]

"Yeah, of course," he replied, poking hopefully at the batter. "Jack gets mad at her about it all the time."

[OOC: Fail me, I must sleep. SP yay!]

[fratboybitch]

"What's her excuse for keeping it around?" Alex asked curiously.

[Totes fine! Sleep well!]

[notlikejack]

Bobby gave him a weird look. "It's a drug. I don't think getting rid of it is that easy."