Magic Reserves, Danger Shop, Wednesday Afternoon
This week there were, yet again, no snacks. But for a good reason! After a handwavey message to meet in the Danger Shop again went out, it could hopefully be forgiven.
"Hello everyone," Merlin said, far more confident in his and Tony's skills at programing the device this time around. "Today we'll be trying a new exercise to see how we would all do in case the next attack pulled us away from the island and to unfamiliar territory."
Without pornstars.
"We're going to make a virtual visit to Merlin's world," Tony said. "They don't actually allow magic use, but we're going to skip the bits with the inquisitors and bonfires today." He hit a few buttons on the console and the environment appeared around them.
Huh. Merlin never mentioned the fluffy pink trees. It all looked, well, a lot like a children's book. He shot a puzzled look at Merlin.
...that would be Merlin staring in something akin to horror at the castle and king as well. "Um. I think things might not have worked as planned..."
There was a roar in the background as some terrible beast awaited the plucky group of magic users. At least that ended up fine.
Tony turned to see the beast and found himself looking at a perfectly innocent white rabbit. "Okay," he said, heading for the console. "Let me try this again." And then the rabbit attacked.
[Wait for OCD then Save us from the killer rabbit! We have to beat the rabbit to shut off the simulation. It can be in many places at once! It's nearly indestructible! Wounds acquired in the Danger Shop are real, but fortunately the thing's teeth aren't quite as nasty in the simulation as in the movie and will only result in shallow bites. NOT real, sorry.
All images are worksafe, though the last one is bloody.]
"Hello everyone," Merlin said, far more confident in his and Tony's skills at programing the device this time around. "Today we'll be trying a new exercise to see how we would all do in case the next attack pulled us away from the island and to unfamiliar territory."
Without pornstars.
"We're going to make a virtual visit to Merlin's world," Tony said. "They don't actually allow magic use, but we're going to skip the bits with the inquisitors and bonfires today." He hit a few buttons on the console and the environment appeared around them.
Huh. Merlin never mentioned the fluffy pink trees. It all looked, well, a lot like a children's book. He shot a puzzled look at Merlin.
...that would be Merlin staring in something akin to horror at the castle and king as well. "Um. I think things might not have worked as planned..."
There was a roar in the background as some terrible beast awaited the plucky group of magic users. At least that ended up fine.
Tony turned to see the beast and found himself looking at a perfectly innocent white rabbit. "Okay," he said, heading for the console. "Let me try this again." And then the rabbit attacked.
[Wait for OCD then Save us from the killer rabbit! We have to beat the rabbit to shut off the simulation. It can be in many places at once! It's nearly indestructible! Wounds acquired in the Danger Shop are real, but fortunately the thing's teeth aren't quite as nasty in the simulation as in the movie and will only result in shallow bites. NOT real, sorry.
All images are worksafe, though the last one is bloody.]