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first floor rec room / makeshift clinic | sunday | december 6

Dec 06, 2009 08:52

Just like yesterday, Dr. Alex Karev was back in the clinic, tending to the sick, the comatose, the pregnant, and the people that just needed a place to conveniently socialize. The exam rooms were still curtained off and no named nurses were going back and forth, checking on those that had been admitted. The waiting room was blessedly empty and ( Read more... )

meg manning, griffin o'connor, sokka, clark kent, angela chase, 1st floor rec room, alex karev, gob bluth, mirax terrik, jean grey

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waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 13:53:36 UTC

If you need a doctor or just wanna socialize with the sick or not sick, here's the place to do it!

Re: waiting room | 12/06 oatmanspatient December 6 2009, 17:34:40 UTC

"Then let me make one thing perfectly clear," Martin snarled as jabbed a finger at Alex's chest (Making his pectoral muscle quiver in a fascinating way) "If you don't find a way to fix her... you'll be the one having a problem waking up. You dig?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:37:52 UTC

Fascinating was right. Alex was kind of hypnotized by that and almost missed what Martin was saying.

"I dig dig," he said, wincing. Those were hard pokes. "Now put me down so I can go help her!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 oatmanspatient December 6 2009, 17:42:09 UTC

Martin let go of Alex with a sneer. He then pointed two fingers at his eyes and then turned his hand around to point at Alex.

"You do that!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:46:02 UTC

"Right," Alex grumbled, stumbling away from Martin and fleeing down the hall to check out the patient.

Re: waiting room | 12/06 bluth_illusions December 6 2009, 17:05:42 UTC

Billionaire playboy slash entertainer slash the man who singlehandedly saved the Bluth Company from the housing bubble popping stormed into the waiting room, majestic bursts of magic smoke giving the whole thing even more gravitas.

This was why he had come back to Fandom. He needed serious medical treatment. "I need to see a doctor! I need serious medical treatment!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:08:34 UTC

"I'm a doctor," Alex said, striding towards GOB with a purpose. "What's the matter?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 bluth_illusions December 6 2009, 17:11:03 UTC

"No, I meant a doctor with boobs. I need..." GOB paused for dramatic effect. "DOCTOR LILY."

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:17:34 UTC

"Fine," Alex said, rolling his eyes and going over to fetch Doctor Lily. And he kind of hoped this guy had herpes and would give them to Doctor Lily and her boobs.

Re: waiting room | 12/06 slapbetcommish December 6 2009, 17:22:10 UTC

"Yes, sir, I'm Dr. Lily," said Dr. Lily, looking him over. The poor man. She could see about thirty things wrong just by looking at him. He'd be in a coma inside of a week. "What seems to be the problem?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 bluth_illusions December 6 2009, 17:24:05 UTC

"I have..." GOB paused for dramatic effect. "Seasonal allergies. I heard that you were the world's top expert. Doctor Lily, you have to help me! Money is no object!"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 slapbetcommish December 6 2009, 17:41:10 UTC

"In that case, I expect a tip," she said. " Follow me."

Re: waiting room | 12/06 redandblueblur December 6 2009, 17:36:55 UTC

Hours after his day had started, Clark ran into the clinic wearing a pleather thong and a horrified look on his face as he panted and gasped for air. "Somebody help me! I didn't even know assbabies were possible!" A messy bundle of t-shirt and toilet paper resided in his arms as he hopped around the clinic. The infant was making wee cries of frustration at being born and immediately plunging into a filthy toilet in a communal restroom.

Hey, toilet assbabies happened when you didn't even know you were pregnant, okay?

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:40:12 UTC

"What in the fu--?" The rest of that word got cut off, as things do on network soap operas. Alex didn't know if he should stare at the guy in the pleather thong, wonder about what he said or go take the baby.

"What's the matter?" he finally asked, charging towards Clark. "What do you have there? A baby goat?"

Re: waiting room | 12/06 redandblueblur December 6 2009, 17:43:50 UTC

"You've got to help it! I cut the cord, but...so many drugs!" Clark exclaimed, trying his best to comfort the baby that he'd thought had been so much gas only minutes ago.

If only he'd given in and gotten out a small mirror to check what sort of large object was protruding from his body, he might not have let it fall into the toilet!

Re: waiting room | 12/06 fratboybitch December 6 2009, 17:48:15 UTC

"Wait, YOU had this baby?" Alex asked, trying not to let his face contort too badly. "Come on."

Alex couldn't do anything with these two in the waiting room of the damn clinic. And he didn't want anyone to see him throw up.

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