"No, Kate, you can't have a s'more," Bobby said sternly to the
cat who was currently nosing around the s'more ingredients he'd set up. "Because s'mores aren't for cats, that's why."
No, he couldn't actually understand cat. He's just Bobby, and physically incapable of shutting up for more than a few minutes at a time.
[ooc: open! location moved 'cos I'm a dolt who didn't notice there was already an evening post set at Ninth Hell. not deleting this time, I promise.]