The Salle, Wednesday Afternoon
Chuck Norris did not need exercise, but Chuck Norris had commandeered the Salle today in order to go through the motions. Mostly, this served as a reminder to the planet itself that he was Chuck Norris, and as such it ought to be quivering in fear.
Really, it was Reno in a cowboy hat and matching boots, but the attitude was there, and nobody but nobody questioned the fashion sense of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented fashion. He willed it into being.
Fashion was allowed to exist simply because Chuck Norris allowed it to be so.
And that was why he looked damn fine in that hat, punching the air and teaching it who was boss.
[The Salle is open for all your Salle or Chuck Norris needs.]
Really, it was Reno in a cowboy hat and matching boots, but the attitude was there, and nobody but nobody questioned the fashion sense of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented fashion. He willed it into being.
Fashion was allowed to exist simply because Chuck Norris allowed it to be so.
And that was why he looked damn fine in that hat, punching the air and teaching it who was boss.
[The Salle is open for all your Salle or Chuck Norris needs.]